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_{If you are a Twilight lover, please rate high. If not a twilight lover then do nothing. There is a separate qoute for you.}

add to favs - #347939 by kitkat11katy on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Random Fact #6:
Starfish don’t have brains.

add to favs - #347915 by stfuxt0ri on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Random Fact #5:
Wal-Mart is NOT as cheap as it claims to be.

add to favs - #347909 by stfuxt0ri on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Random Fact #4
Boys are attracted to the vanilla scent.

add to favs - #347903 by stfuxt0ri on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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CHARLIE
my homedog....

add to favs - #347894 by x33_SMiley_x33 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Sign Here:
Hey everyone at the end of this post sign your account name not your real name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on.
Make your name look pretty.

ohsoxcassidy
ChelseaaaXx
Lil_jollyrancher09
Hannaxox23
xocutepieox102889kbrat29
iloveyou07
Nicey<33
kbrat29
nickLUVjonas4eva
TessiePOP
HOTgirlsPLAYSoftball
Pgcoacher353
�heartonsleeve�
&hearts; Allie8787 &hearts;
 aLyBaY03
legomatic77 *the best*
xclaress27x
peacelovejonas4ever16

add to favs - #347893 by peacelovejonas4ever16 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Sign Here: Hey everyone at the end of this post sign your account name not your real name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on. Make your name look pretty. ohsoxcassidy ChelseaaaXx Lil_jollyrancher09 Hannaxox23 xocutepieox102889kbrat29 iloveyou07 Nicey<33 kbrat29 nickLUVjonas4eva     TessiePOP  HOTgirlsPLAYSoftball Pgcoacher353 �heartonsleeve� &hearts;  Allie8787 &hearts;    aLyBaY03  legomatic77    *the best*  <strike>x</strike>claress27<strike>x</strike> peacelovejonas4ever16

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congratulations.
you really have to be a genius to highlight a quote.

add to favs - #347882 by kayjrobb00x on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Random Fact #3:
MySpace has too many errors.

add to favs - #347876 by stfuxt0ri on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Random Fact #2:
Raspberrymint Orbit and
Frosty’s from Wendy’s
together tastes like tootsie rolls.

add to favs - #347869 by stfuxt0ri on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Random Fact #1:
Watching the food network
and saying “in my pants”
after everything is hilarious.

add to favs - #347867 by stfuxt0ri on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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