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Hooked on Foniks
i reely hellpd mee!
 

add to favs - #347847 by oOyouranythingOo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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ITKILLSMEWHEN5:
when someone is like
does it taste good?
i am like why the hell would
i be eating it if it didnt?

add to favs - #347843 by xokp33 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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dont you hate it when
your trying to show off to the kid you like and
he looks at you smiles and
your thinking omg its really happening and
then he goes
ummm you have playdo on your butt!!

add to favs - #347840 by brittylou_28 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Rory: How do you know he sounded surprised?
Paris: Because I'm a genius Rory.
Rory: Oh boy.
Paris: I have mind powers. For example, I can instantly deduce that when the word Paris and date are heard in the same sentence, Jaws will drop. Words like, "How?" and "Why?" and "Quick Bob, get the kids in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end!" Will fly into people's mouths.



hahaha. you guys might not find that funny, but I did so if you didn't, well, suck it up.

add to favs - #347839 by onemorechance95 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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texting; textinall the time <3*

add to favs - #347829 by iloveyou07 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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we're as tight as a fat kid in spandex :)

add to favs - #347813 by ItsWabbyBabyx3 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                     Don't you hate it when... #2

... You miss someone's call and you call them back 2 seconds later and they don't answer?

add to favs - #347803 by x0luv2dancex3 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR .   1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.   2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.   3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"   4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"   5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.   6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.   7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.   8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.   9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"   10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"   11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"   12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"   13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.   14. Stare at another person for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.   15. Stare manically and grin at another person for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."   16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other people in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"
i read these things all the time
but yet and still i cant stop laughin
cuz i see me and my sisters doin this
(not mine)

add to favs - #347772 by sweet_stough21 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Take t h e m shoes off your teeth.
and stop running your m
outh;


(noy mine)

add to favs - #347768 by sweet_stough21 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I hate them girls that work in the department stores! Dont you?
Theorangegirls

"its natural, its natural"
nahh its not, unles you mum fucked a wotsit

add to favs - #347752 by lilbaybeevicky on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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