Funny Quotes

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Take t h e m shoes off your teeth.
and stop running your mouth;


(noy mine)

add to favs - #347768 by sweet_stough21 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I hate them girls that work in the department stores! Dont you?
Theorangegirls

"its natural, its natural"
nahh its not, unles you mum fucked a wotsit

add to favs - #347752 by lilbaybeevicky on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Do your pants hang low?
Do they hang out at your toes?
Do they show off your boxers?
Are they ripped when they're sold?
Can you pull them past your but?
Do you look like a man slut?
Do your pants hang low?

add to favs - #347750 by blondeexharlam on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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random fact #29:
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

not mine but i like it
and who new?!?!

add to favs - #347749 by JulezzRulezzAllYouhFoolzzBabbyee on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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random fact #36:
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

add to favs - #347746 by blondeexharlam on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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boy: if you have no boobs, why do you wear a bra?
girl: you still wear pants dont you?


teeheee =]

add to favs - #347737 by blondeexharlam on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I'll Kill u....
I'll Kill u with my eyeliner!

add to favs - #347736 by sweet_stough21 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I'll beat u with my Super Sucker u Mother F*****!





(stole it from my bff)
Taylor luv yah!

add to favs - #347735 by sweet_stough21 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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stupid stupid, its not funny, you cant buy hearts with money, get glue and fix it now, walk away, you stupid cow.

add to favs - #347727 by baybiee_cakes on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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guy: YOU KNOW WHAT. SUCK IT!
girl: I'm sorry, my mommy told me not to put small objects in my mouth.(: but thanks anyway!



(not mine i thought it was funny)
(make it pretty)
=)

add to favs - #347725 by sweet_stough21 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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