Funny Quotes

One Thing You Should Never Say to a Cop_*
When he says " Hey kid, have you been drinking, your eyes look red. "
Just don't say back " Hey officer, have you been eating donuts, your eyes look glazed."

girl - your not allowed to swear!

boy - fuck
shit
bastard
twat
cunt
prick
arsehole
dick
wanka
bitch
hoe
hore

girl - well i dont give a fucking shit as long as i dont fucking get into shit :P 

You’ve got a bit of a temper, don’t you?
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.90 Your boyfriend seems to think I’m being unpleasant to you — he’s debating whether or not to come break up our fight.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.90 Kryptonite doesn’t bother me, either.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.92 What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.92 It’s healthy to ditch class now and then.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.93

You really should stay away from me.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.84 I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.87 I think your friends are angry with me for stealing you.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.87 I’m just going to do what I want now, and let the chips fall where they may.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.88 I always say too much when I’m talking to you — that’s one of the problems.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.88

Bella, it’s not my fault if you are exceptionally unobservant.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.81 Bella, you are utterly absurd.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.82 The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.83 I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.84 It would be more… prudent for you not to be my friend. But I’m tired of trying to stay away from you, Bella.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.84

I saved your life – I don’t owe you anything.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.64 You think I lifted a van off you?
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.65 I hope you enjoy disappointment.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.65 It’s better if we’re not friends. Trust me.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.74 You think I regret saving your life?
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.75

Forks must be a difficult place for you to live.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 2, p.48 Bella? Are you all right?
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.57 Trust me.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.57 No blood, no foul.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.61 Someone has to spread the good news that we survived.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.62

Trust me.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 3, p.57

BOY - you dick
GIRL - your not allowed to swear
BOY - i dont give a shit you fucking little prick.

robert pattinson...x

im robsessed !

rate high if you are ROBSESSED <3