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Okay, I've been on wittyprofiles for a while, and TONS of chain mail is appearing. Please, I just don't want these on wittyprofiles, where it is a website for QUOTES!!! Not chain mail!I don't like it, and some can be kinda scary. Like "pic of bf/gf", where the sister skins and hangs the parents, and if you don't repost it, the parents will come and kill you. I'm very supersticious, and I'm not afraid to admit that these things are scary! Please stop reposting these! Rate high if you want these to stop.

add to favs - #348682 by ICUREYESGODOWN on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

add to favs - #348680 by MissWaloo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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mmkay witty::;
wtf. what is still up with all this CREDIT. no one is going to write in their profiles, CREDIT GOES TO_______ FROM WITTYPROFILES! NO THEY WONT! so get over yourselves. who the hell cares about your credit. seriously no one wants to put in their profiles CREDIT TO:::: blah blah blah. who are you kidding? so stop with this bullshit and move on just add a fucking quote if someone wants to give credit they will if not, GET OVER IT! okay, i feel bad i am reallyyyy sorry, but i had to i mean come on what happened to the old witty? i miss it. it just makes me angry to look at all the quotes and see CREDIT TO:: GIVE CREDIT TO ME!!!! once again im sorry i just needed to let people know? lol... ex's and oh's - - - ->> muah. :]

add to favs - #348677 by emiilyyx52 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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I'm Not Short , I'm just Vertically Challenged.

add to favs - #348674 by ccmmpp on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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We're tighter than a fat kid in spandex.

add to favs - #348660 by YouAreMine on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Everyone has a little bit of gay in them. No matter what it is, its there. Even if your straight, like me! ^_^

add to favs - #348656 by YouAreMine on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Animal * Planet
m a k e s m e f e e l a t h o m e

add to favs - #348633 by onemorechance53 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Dear Santa,

This year for christmas i want to help you out.
You go for all the good boys
and ill go for the naughty ones.

add to favs - #348630 by allie76 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Shazaamm!

is this not the hottest font ever?! rate highhh

add to favs - #348627 by legoMATIC77 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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BOYS ...
they are like slinkies
~~u s l e s s~~
but fun to watch fall d
                                     o
                                        w
                                           n
                                          stairs

<33

add to favs - #348603 by OhSnapitsMarissx55x on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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