Funny Quotes

Ohhmyyfreaking goshh!
I just had this long story on here,
and i accidently went back a page
and when i hit forward, it was GONE
ughh, lol fml..has this every
happened to youu?
made by vosschicks26
on November 20, 2009 18:22:45
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MRS. KEHRLEY: est-ce que tu marié?
LAUREN: oui
MRS. KEHRLEY: comment s'appelle ton mari?
LAUREN: Elle s'appelle.....frommage.....
MRS. KEHRLEY: ton mari est une femme?? Elle s'appelle frommage?!?!?!
LAUREN: I think I need to sleep......














......translation in comments......
made by xosoccer20xo
on November 20, 2009 18:21:14
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What im looking for
[ is some indication ]
*o f   a   b r a i n


made by silly_me232
on November 20, 2009 18:13:00
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Hey you may think that im a total weirdo.

But in my mind i am the mayor of weirdo vill.





all mine
no jocking <3
made by xanimalloverx312
on November 20, 2009 18:12:15
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 Geekiest Pick Up Line #2
Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days? (Think of Star Wars...)
made by rawrxiitsxcarrie
on November 20, 2009 18:08:11
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Zac  Farro:  Why  did  I ever play drums?!
I just wanna be an actor!
- Behind the Video - "Brick By Boring Brick"
made by FlipThatEmoHair
on November 20, 2009 18:01:47
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Miley Cyrus legally changed her name from Destiny Hope Cyrus to Miley Ray Cyrus

**I think I might change my name to Miracle Pony
made by vegout868
on November 20, 2009 17:50:46
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 Tom: ‘’When you have fish heads and you throw it all on the bus and it doesn’t even need a hotel room.’’   

I love McFly
made by cookiemonsterrox
on November 20, 2009 17:38:26
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                                                                                                         &+ Nike taught me to:
                           'just do it'
 
made by SmileLaugh96
on November 20, 2009 17:32:10
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Call me weird?
I say unique.
:]
made by iLikeLOVEmusicxx11
on November 20, 2009 17:27:49
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