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FIAL

EPICFAIL.

Quote #1816632 was made by Stranger111 on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:49:00 and was filed under funny.

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>> hey you, yeah, dickhead.

shut the fxxk up.

i wear heels bigger than your dick.

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Quote #1816629 was made by lucyfacex on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:41:27 and was filed under funny.

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"Where's your book?"
"At home."
"What's it doing there?"

..Having more fun than I am.

Quote #1816627 was made by Livefortoday on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:38:19 and was filed under funny.

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"Where's your book?" 
"At home." 
"What's it doing there?" 
 
..Having more fun than I am.

. . .Was that a guy or a girl ?

Quote #1816621 was made by jessxsmile on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:25:59 and was filed under funny.

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I'm going to marry him one day!
. . . He just doesn't know it yet! :)

Quote #1816619 was made by jessxsmile on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:24:20 and was filed under funny.

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I'm  going  to  marry  him  one  day!  
. . . He  just  doesn't  know  it  yet!  :)

jersey shore #3

So I'm working and I can't see the customers cause I'ma smurf. I had to sit on a stool.
-snooki

Quote #1816618 was made by jockingRus on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:20:45 and was filed under funny.

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	So I'm working and I can't see the customers cause I'ma smurf. I had to sit on a stool. 
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A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free.
What did the man say?

answer will be up tomorrow. (:

Quote #1816615 was made by jockingRus on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:19:23 and was filed under funny.

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whenever i get a poster i don't like from a magazine,
i use it as a place mat when i paint my nails. (:

Quote #1816608 was made by jockingRus on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:16:19 and was filed under funny.

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whenever i get a poster i don't like from a magazine, 
 i use it as a place mat when i paint my nails. (:

I hate it when people say,
"OMG I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!"
when the only two songs they
know by him are;;
"Baby" and "One Time".

Quote #1816607 was made by jockingRus on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:15:51 and was filed under funny.

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Psh, tie to a bed and set a house on fire?

I will chain you to a chair and bomb the house.

Quote #1816606 was made by jockingRus on 03 Sep 2010 at 03:15:20 and was filed under funny.

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