Funny Quotes

I live in Mt. Lebo.

And i find everyone here gay.

When a girl calls me a slut,
I'm supposed to be mad at her...
even though i know that its true to everyone else.

When a guy and i joke around,
and say "ohh your just so sexy" "i wanna screw you" and ect.
That makes me a whore.

When i sit at a different lunch table at lunch
i get kicked outta the other one.

Just wanna make it clear
that its gay
that i cant be myself
without being labled.

this is sad. :/ there was a little girl that was beat by her father and if you do not post this she will turn up at your bed at 2:12 if you do not post it

This is such a Catastrophe!!!!

Sign Here:
Hey
everyone at the end of this post sign your account name not your really
name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on.
Make your name look pretty.

kaitxxx819
ohsoxcassidy
ChelseaaaXx
Lil_jollyrancher09
Hannaxox23
xocutepieox102889
kbrat29
iloveyou07
Nicey<33
kbrat29
nickLUVjonas4eva
soccagal989
TNGT4EVA
DoEsHeLoveMe
kristen_77
marri3d2nj0nas *JonasBrosARElove*
JonasSister221
~xonmarie52xo~
smpx104
CharV
chickaxlaugh
- - -> &+ Soccaxplaya012 love soccer forever
briz_shiz
iloveyou^xojenny
^{xoCutiePie115xo}
_,)**   barbiegirrl  <333

remember this face
because one day it will be everywhere

Don't you hate it when #2:
You're with a big group of people listening to music and you think you know the words until you sing really loud and the lyrics are completely wrong?

Here is a funny story my friend told me!!!

One bright day;in the middle of the night.
Two dead boys woke up to fight
Back by back; they faced eachother.
Through there swords they; shot one another.
The deaf police men; heard the noise.
And came shot the two dead boys.
if you dont believe this lie is true...
ask the blind man who saw it too.

It was HEAVEN-right smack in the middle of HELL

people  are  like a slinky.
not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but [: )]
smile when  [you] shove them
DOWN THE STAIRS*

your boyfriends so gay, I went up
to  him  and  he  said (_.·´¯`·^x» 
ohh my GAWD!!
do they have your shirt in MY size?!