Funny Quotes
Ohhmyyfreaking goshh!
I just had this long story on here,
and i accidently went back a page
and when i hit forward, it was GONE
ughh, lol fml..has this every
happened to youu?
I just had this long story on here,
and i accidently went back a page
and when i hit forward, it was GONE
ughh, lol fml..has this every
happened to youu?
1
MRS. KEHRLEY: est-ce que tu marié?
LAUREN: oui
MRS. KEHRLEY: comment s'appelle ton mari?
LAUREN: Elle s'appelle.....frommage.....
MRS. KEHRLEY: ton mari est une femme?? Elle s'appelle frommage?!?!?!
LAUREN: I think I need to sleep......
......translation in comments......
LAUREN: oui
MRS. KEHRLEY: comment s'appelle ton mari?
LAUREN: Elle s'appelle.....frommage.....
MRS. KEHRLEY: ton mari est une femme?? Elle s'appelle frommage?!?!?!
LAUREN: I think I need to sleep......
......translation in comments......
What im looking for
[ is some indication ]
*o f a b r a i n
Hey you may think that im a total weirdo.
But in my mind i am the mayor of weirdo vill.
all mine
no jocking <3
But in my mind i am the mayor of weirdo vill.
all mine
no jocking <3
Geekiest Pick Up Line #2
Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days? (Think of Star Wars...)
Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days? (Think of Star Wars...)
Zac Farro: Why did I ever play drums?!
I just wanna be an actor!
- Behind the Video - "Brick By Boring Brick"
I just wanna be an actor!
- Behind the Video - "Brick By Boring Brick"
Miley Cyrus legally changed her name from Destiny Hope Cyrus to Miley Ray Cyrus
**I think I might change my name to Miracle Pony
**I think I might change my name to Miracle Pony
Tom: ‘’When you have fish heads and you throw it all on the bus and it doesn’t even need a hotel room.’’
I love McFly
I love McFly
&+ Nike taught me to:
'just do it'
Call me weird?
I say unique.
:]
I say unique.
:]
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