Funny Quotes
your stuck in my head like a bad pop song <3
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(i was wearing a black and white scarf and i had it a certian way)
dave:you wore that scar the other day n it the same way
me:yeah so..
dave & jack: do the slip not way
me:...? this way?
(i change it to the slipnot)
dave & jack: yeah that way
me:(thinks to myself) wow that was really werid
dave:you wore that scar the other day n it the same way
me:yeah so..
dave & jack: do the slip not way
me:...? this way?
(i change it to the slipnot)
dave & jack: yeah that way
me:(thinks to myself) wow that was really werid
to make a blue backround....
Guys # 1
dave:im pissed
me:me too
dave: ive been pissed alot lately
me: why?
jack:guy pms
Guys # 1
dave:im pissed
me:me too
dave: ive been pissed alot lately
me: why?
jack:guy pms
xxbobo123: hello
starchristy55: who is this?
xxbobo123: you dont remember? oh what a shame. year 1997 you were born. december 5th
2003 you had your 6th birthday party. your best friend sally michaels got you your first ever easy bake. but she turned on you.
starchristy55: what the.....?
xxbobo123: when you were trying to bake the vanilla brownies. you set down the butter knife. she grabbed it and tried to stab you. but, when she missed your head, where she was aiming, and hit your arm ,and saw what she had done, she turned the knife on herself.
starchristy55: who is this? billy? jane? fred? taylor? brittany? those are the only people who went to my party! an adualt wouldent do this!
xxbobo123: december 31st you had the funeral. you kept seeing her, standing next to people staring at you, with the knife in her eye. blood dripping from all paths. but you ignored her.
starchristy55: who the eff r u?
xxbobo123: 2 years later on january 3rd of 2005, her birthday, you saw her again. but she didnt just fade away like before, she followed you every where
starchristy55: who do you know my life? how do you know me? how do you know this?
xxbobo123: 1 hour ago you were just thinking of her. of the day you killed her.
starchristy55: i did not kill her!
xxbobo123: i think differently
starchristy55: who ARE you?
starchristy55: why are you doing this?
starchristy55: come on! ANSWER MEE!
dancarella38 has logged on
dancerella38: hello christy
starchristy55: oh great whos this person?
dancarella38: why its me, sally
starchristy55: why is this happening to me?
dancarella38: the day on your birthday party i tried to kill you, i regret it, but i always finisha task before it ends
dancarella38: i will see you tonite christy. goodbye
dancarella38 has signed off
xxbobo123: i will see you tonite as well
starchristy55: who are you?
xxbobo123: remember 3 days after your party? billy colman died ina an accident?
starchristy55: yeah?
xxbobo123: i died, there was no accident. i died because sally came to me. and asked me to come with her. which i did not want to do. she said i must or a slow painful death will come to me. i refused. so a slow painful death indeed there was.
starchristy55: oh my god... im so sorry
xxbobo123: well now you have that same choice.. let us take you... or a slow painful death
xxbobo123 has sighned off
later that night
----------------------------------------------------
christy sat in her room cold and afraid
exactly wat she was told would happen, did
she chose to be taken because she beleived it was real
repost this once and you will be safe
if you dont repost thisthe spirits of, billy, sally, and christy will haunt you.... this is a life or death situation....
repost, or be taken..or have a slow and painful death....
starchristy55: who is this?
xxbobo123: you dont remember? oh what a shame. year 1997 you were born. december 5th
2003 you had your 6th birthday party. your best friend sally michaels got you your first ever easy bake. but she turned on you.
starchristy55: what the.....?
xxbobo123: when you were trying to bake the vanilla brownies. you set down the butter knife. she grabbed it and tried to stab you. but, when she missed your head, where she was aiming, and hit your arm ,and saw what she had done, she turned the knife on herself.
starchristy55: who is this? billy? jane? fred? taylor? brittany? those are the only people who went to my party! an adualt wouldent do this!
xxbobo123: december 31st you had the funeral. you kept seeing her, standing next to people staring at you, with the knife in her eye. blood dripping from all paths. but you ignored her.
starchristy55: who the eff r u?
xxbobo123: 2 years later on january 3rd of 2005, her birthday, you saw her again. but she didnt just fade away like before, she followed you every where
starchristy55: who do you know my life? how do you know me? how do you know this?
xxbobo123: 1 hour ago you were just thinking of her. of the day you killed her.
starchristy55: i did not kill her!
xxbobo123: i think differently
starchristy55: who ARE you?
starchristy55: why are you doing this?
starchristy55: come on! ANSWER MEE!
dancarella38 has logged on
dancerella38: hello christy
starchristy55: oh great whos this person?
dancarella38: why its me, sally
starchristy55: why is this happening to me?
dancarella38: the day on your birthday party i tried to kill you, i regret it, but i always finisha task before it ends
dancarella38: i will see you tonite christy. goodbye
dancarella38 has signed off
xxbobo123: i will see you tonite as well
starchristy55: who are you?
xxbobo123: remember 3 days after your party? billy colman died ina an accident?
starchristy55: yeah?
xxbobo123: i died, there was no accident. i died because sally came to me. and asked me to come with her. which i did not want to do. she said i must or a slow painful death will come to me. i refused. so a slow painful death indeed there was.
starchristy55: oh my god... im so sorry
xxbobo123: well now you have that same choice.. let us take you... or a slow painful death
xxbobo123 has sighned off
later that night
----------------------------------------------------
christy sat in her room cold and afraid
exactly wat she was told would happen, did
she chose to be taken because she beleived it was real
repost this once and you will be safe
if you dont repost thisthe spirits of, billy, sally, and christy will haunt you.... this is a life or death situation....
repost, or be taken..or have a slow and painful death....
Just because I said I was "borrowing" your money
doesn't mean I was gunna pay you back
all mine; i think
haha.
wait.
what?
:)
wait.
what?
:)
-x- Am I the only one who -x-
Is to lazy to sign in
so they just search their
username in the top of witty?
:)
Is to lazy to sign in
so they just search their
username in the top of witty?
:)
Dear Owl City;
You're not the only one who'd rather pick flowers than fights ;)
[haha from the song Dental Care by Owl City]
You're not the only one who'd rather pick flowers than fights ;)
[haha from the song Dental Care by Owl City]
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is for
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is for
Olivia:)<3!
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