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your boyfriends so gay, I went up
to  him  and  he  said (_.·´¯`·x» 
ohh my GAWD!!
do they have your shirt in MY size?!

add to favs - #348503 by swimbabe_mp on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Don't you hate it when #1:
You're in the middle of a conversation on AIM and your computer freezes and closes everything!

add to favs - #348497 by taylorlaunterfanjb25 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Isn'titsad #6
when you do something really cool or smart
and it turns out that no one was watching

add to favs - #348492 by JadejustinLOVE on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Boy: Oh man, I just almost threw up!
Girl: Oh really? Did you happen to walk by a mirror?





*haha, some kid came up to me and said that he just almost threw up and that's what I said to him. Hate it or rate it, just thought it was funny

add to favs - #348490 by onemorechance53 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

-Charlie Chaplin

add to favs - #348486 by xoximyoursxox on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR .  
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.  
2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.  
3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"  
4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"  
5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.  
6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.  
7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.  
8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.  
9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"  
10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"  
11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"  
12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"  
13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.   14. Stare at another person for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.  
15. Stare manically and grin at another person for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."  
16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other people in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"


credit to sweet_stough21 i just wanted to make it more colorful(;
hope you dont minc.

add to favs - #348481 by ohsoxcassidy on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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me and ashley's inside joke


 borken arm

add to favs - #348476 by dance4everatcsds on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Isn'titsadwhen #5
you say "i love you"
to yur bf in a txt message
and it turns out you sent it t
o the wrong guy!!

add to favs - #348474 by JadejustinLOVE on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Isn'titsadwhen #4
you walk into a room screaming
and it is dead silent

add to favs - #348469 by JadejustinLOVE on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Sign Here:
Hey
everyone at the end of this post sign your account name not your really
name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on.
Make your name look pretty.

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briz_shiz
iloveyouxojenny
xoCutiePie115xo

add to favs - #348463 by xoCutiePie115xo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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