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#32 Don'tyouhateitwhen
you find a really cute sweatshirt or top at the store, and someone else
wears it to school the same day you do?

add to favs - #348454 by onemorechance95 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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me and alley were talking with melissa

whos the best drawer
alley:me
meliss:im a great drawer
alley:deanna you choose
me:umm well we should all draw a tiger and vote
alley:ok
me:this is random but i know how to draw a llama

add to favs - #348444 by dance4everatcsds on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Who wants to be Romeo and Juliet?
Dont they both kill themselves???
seriously

add to favs - #348432 by XoPinkFosting143Xo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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sry plz dont rate low but u were smarter thank smarterchild caus you higlited this

add to favs - #348429 by dance4everatcsds on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Friend- you are such a spaz
Me- jfijrujfnhjnrefjjjdsksndjwuw
Friend- What???
Me- Sorry, I dropped my keyboard

Not mine, just loved it! =)

add to favs - #348427 by xoximyoursxox on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Sign Here:
Hey everyone at the end of this post sign you account name not your really name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on.
Make your name look pretty.

ohsoxcassidy
ChelseaaaXx
Lil_jollyrancher09
Hannaxox23
xocutepieox102889kbrat29
iloveyou07
Nicey<33
kbrat29
nickLUVjonas4eva
soccagal989
TNGT4EVA
DoEsHeLoveMe
kristen_77
marri3d2nj0nas
xoxoomgxoxo

add to favs - #348413 by xoxoomgxoxo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Sign Here: Hey everyone at the end of this post sign you account name not your really name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on. Make your name look pretty. ohsoxcassidy ChelseaaaXx Lil_jollyrancher09 Hannaxox23 xocutepieox102889kbrat29 iloveyou07 Nicey<33 kbrat29 nickLUVjonas4eva  soccagal989 TNGT4EVA DoEsHeLoveMe kristen_77 marri3d2nj0nas xoxoomgxoxo

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      RamDoM aNNoYaNCe;;
when someone in a movie theater turns to you and goes.
             "wow, did you see that?"
       no, i payed 10$ to stare at the ceiling.
                        idiot.

add to favs - #348391 by SoCceR4LiiFe11 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Lick it slow. Rub it gently. Dont loose the stroke. It might taste nasty, but thats how u seal a envelope.

add to favs - #348390 by hcofavoritechickkk on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Boy: You like my WHAT?!
Girl: I said tenticles you perv!!!

Dedicated to Katiee:D
***all mine***

add to favs - #348384 by xo3lexababy3ox on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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don't you hate #9
how they call you a slut,
when your a virgin who wears sweats and regular shirts?

add to favs - #348369 by lilmissnini96 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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