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                                #30  Don'tyouhateitwhen
         When everyone's looking at something and people repeat, 
                                             "did you see that?"

add to favs - #348357 by onemorechance95 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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don't you hate #8
when you tell someone to shut up,
and then they're like "no, you shut up"
its like. I WASN'T TALKING GOD DAMN IT!

add to favs - #348352 by lilmissnini96 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                                    #29  Don'tyouhateitwhen
someone says something funny, and then they repeat it like it'll sound 
                                                      funnier?

add to favs - #348346 by onemorechance95 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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A guy and girls conversation:
Guy: You know what? SUCK IT!Girl: I'm sorry, my mommy told me never to put small objects in my mouth!Guy: WTF? And why do you were a bra when you have no boobs what so ever.Girl: Well, you wear pants...don't you?
Rate high if you like it!Rate low if you don't!

add to favs - #348344 by GaByChAr96 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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so what;;
 if you think im a retard because i spaz out about nothing
 i live for ^those^ awkward moments<3

add to favs - #348339 by littleduckling713 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                         >WEiRD PHOBiAS<
         Cacophobia
                         the fear of ugliness !

add to favs - #348337 by xolivelaughlovexo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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don't you hate #7
when your favorite part of a song comes on,
and then someone starts calling/talking to you to ruin it?

add to favs - #348332 by lilmissnini96 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                          >WEiRD PHOBiAS<
         Clinophobia ;;
                        the fear of going to bed !

add to favs - #348330 by xolivelaughlovexo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                            >WEiRD PHOBiAS<
        Arithmophobia ;; 
                            the fear of numbers !

add to favs - #348329 by xolivelaughlovexo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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                          >WEiRD PHOBiAS<
         Barophobia ;;
                           the fear of gravity !

add to favs - #348328 by xolivelaughlovexo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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