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>WEiRD PHOBiAS<
 Barophobia ;;
 the fear of gravity !

add to favs - #348328 by xolivelaughlovexo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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If a genie gave all of us on witty profiles three wishes
T h e y ' d b e

1. for him to finally notice and fall in love with each of us
2. for one of our quotes to get on the top quotes list
3. and of coursee; 1000 more wishes!

add to favs - #348324 by abc123dorayme on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

If a genie gave all of us on  witty profiles three wishes           T h e y ' d  b e  1. for him to finally notice and fall in love with each of us 2. for one of our quotes to get on the top quotes list  3. and of coursee; 1000 more wishes!

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Dont you hate it when
some one tells you
they have to tell you something
and you get all excited
and then they forget

add to favs - #348310 by XoPinkFosting143Xo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Sign Here:
Hey everyone at the end of this post sign your account name not your really name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on.
Make your name look pretty.

TWOblond3 2 1
kaitxxx819
ohsoxcassidy
ChelseaaaXx
Lil_jollyrancher09
Hannaxox23
xocutepieox102889
kbrat29
iloveyou07
Nicey<33
kbrat29
nickLUVjonas4eva
soccagal989
TNGT4EVA
DoEsHeLoveMe
kristen_77
marri3d2nj0nas *JonasBrosARElove*
JonasSister221
~xonmarie52xo~
smpx104
CharV

add to favs - #348309 by TWOblond321 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

Sign Here: Hey everyone at the end of this post sign your account name not your really name. Then post it again. I want to see how long this will go on. Make your name look pretty. TWOblond3 2 1 kaitxxx819 ohsoxcassidy ChelseaaaXx Lil_jollyrancher09 Hannaxox23 xocutepieox102889 kbrat29 iloveyou07 Nicey<33 kbrat29 nickLUVjonas4eva  soccagal989 TNGT4EVA DoEsHeLoveMe kristen_77 marri3d2nj0nas *JonasBrosARElove* JonasSister221 ~xonmarie52xo~ smpx104 CharV

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                            #7 major annoyance:
                                          When you start to exercise and feel
                                       all proud and healthy and energized
                                   ...and then get the biggest cramp ever.

add to favs - #348294 by ilmny27 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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^pop the _collar

add to favs - #348289 by rubberdukki96 on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Random Thought # 12:
How far east can you go before you're heading west?

add to favs - #348286 by xolivelaughlovexo on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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you know you're obsessed when. . .
[[ you yell at your boyfriend
for not being like edward]]

add to favs - #348266 by SHORTxSTUFFF on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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This just got a whole lot more
FUNTERTAINING

-suite life on deck

add to favs - #348259 by xo_abercrombiebabii on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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you know you're obsessed when. . .
[[your mom just threatens to take
away your book instead of grounding you]]

add to favs - #348255 by SHORTxSTUFFF on November 19, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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