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Today I was looking for a place to park when I saw a space between two black cars.
I parked there, not because it was a good spot but because I have a white car and I made a car Oreo.
***MLIA***
I parked there, not because it was a good spot but because I have a white car and I made a car Oreo.
***MLIA***
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Today, nothing went right.
S o I w e n t l e f t . . .
S o I w e n t l e f t . . .
Today,
I was searching the amount of calories in a taco. I typed in Google search, "If I ate" but before I could finish "If I ate myself, would I be twice as big or disappear completely?" popped up. My original question didn't seem quite as important anymore.
MLIA
I was searching the amount of calories in a taco. I typed in Google search, "If I ate" but before I could finish "If I ate myself, would I be twice as big or disappear completely?" popped up. My original question didn't seem quite as important anymore.
MLIA
Look, you're really cute,
but I can't understand what you're saying!
- Finding Nemo
- Finding Nemo
I think I should me an actor.
My mother still thinks
I’m studying(;
girlfriend: babe, your fly is open.
boyfriend: I'M ADVERTISING!
thingsmyboyfriendsays.com
just loved this(:
boyfriend: I'M ADVERTISING!
thingsmyboyfriendsays.com
just loved this(:
I was having a sleepover with ]my friends[ and we dared one of them to send a text to the person she likes (who doesnt have her number) saying "cheddar". Moments later, he texted back saying "swiss". Hiliight of the night =)
MLIA♥
MLIA♥
i kissed a wolf
and i liked it. taste of his heated wolf lips. i kissed
a wolf just to try it. hope my edward dont mind it. it
felt to wrong, it felt so right. so much better than
edward in twilight. i kissed a wolf and i like it, i liked it.
saw this on youtube..
* I HATE THE GIRLS *
that think they're the greatest things on earth
that make everyone else feel so insecure about themselves
they think it's funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others
they think clothes define who they are
well i have one thing to say to them;;
no one's going to care what you do,
5 years from now
today was the day I couldn't take it anymore.
i just plain out exploded at him and poured
out my heart. i got right up in his face and
started telling him, " i love you so much but
sometimes i can't stand you! you're sarcastic
and rude and don't give a shit about anyone
else around you and you think im just a
toy or something and you can play with me
and when you get bored just dump me. well
thats not how it works anymore! im dumping
your ass this time because i deserve someone
who loves me as much as i love them. so go
suck a big one and let me move on with my
life and be my own person. you don't own me
anymore! you got it? and his response was
Your boobs jiggle when you talk.
typical guy, lmao
i just plain out exploded at him and poured
out my heart. i got right up in his face and
started telling him, " i love you so much but
sometimes i can't stand you! you're sarcastic
and rude and don't give a shit about anyone
else around you and you think im just a
toy or something and you can play with me
and when you get bored just dump me. well
thats not how it works anymore! im dumping
your ass this time because i deserve someone
who loves me as much as i love them. so go
suck a big one and let me move on with my
life and be my own person. you don't own me
anymore! you got it? and his response was
Your boobs jiggle when you talk.
typical guy, lmao
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