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when I turn 21...
I'll be legally able to do all the things I've been doing since age «13».
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AND FAVORITE THIS IF YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE A
M Y L I F E I S A K W A R D
AND IT WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS
where if my pencil pencil broke,
where if my pencil pencil broke,
i would've put my head down on my desk,
&cried.
this is a so called life...
women's english ;
yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
we need = i want
i'm sorry = you'll be sorry
we need to talk = you're in trouble
sure, go ahead = you better not
do what you want = you'll pay for this later
i'm not upset = of course i am upset, you ass!
you're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
men's english ;
i'm hungry = i am hungry
i'm tired = i am tired
nice dress = nice cleavage!
i love you = let's have sex now
i'm bored = do you want to have sex?
may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you
do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i take you out to dinner? = i'd like to have sex with you
those shoes don't go with that outfit... = i'm gay
this could be helpful.
yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
we need = i want
i'm sorry = you'll be sorry
we need to talk = you're in trouble
sure, go ahead = you better not
do what you want = you'll pay for this later
i'm not upset = of course i am upset, you ass!
you're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
men's english ;
i'm hungry = i am hungry
i'm tired = i am tired
nice dress = nice cleavage!
i love you = let's have sex now
i'm bored = do you want to have sex?
may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you
do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i take you out to dinner? = i'd like to have sex with you
those shoes don't go with that outfit... = i'm gay
this could be helpful.
Call me a geek?
i'll smile and agree
Call me insane?
i'll say, "yup, that's me."
Call me unpopular?
that's all you can do?
But if you call me fake
i'll say, "hun that's you."
ALL WORDS CREDIT TO xoEllentraceyxo
not mine at all. just my edit.
~Spo<3
i'm the type of girl who...
can [never] make up her mind about anything
trips over anything & everything
could never go a day without laughing
runs up the stairs at night because
shes scared something might be ---> chasing her
p r e t e n d s to text in those akward sitchuations
saves those cute text messages <3
could live off of arizona iced tea :)
never leaves the housewithout her ipod
who's the last to realize "flo rida" spells florida
b u t t h a t s j u s t m e .
can [never] make up her mind about anything
trips over anything & everything
could never go a day without laughing
runs up the stairs at night because
shes scared something might be ---> chasing her
p r e t e n d s to text in those akward sitchuations
saves those cute text messages <3
could live off of arizona iced tea :)
never leaves the house
who's the last to realize "flo rida" spells florida
b u t t h a t s j u s t m e .
Today,
My teacher asked my class what we wanted to be when we grew up.
Most people wanted to be
-athletes
-movie stars
-actresses
-fashion designers
and what not.
When we got to me I smiled and said "UPS driver" I got weird looks from the entire class, and it was silent. I thought it would e best for me to explain, so I said,
"Well, for starters, you get to drive with the fricken door open, man. Two, you can listen to your ipod all day and you don't have to deal with people, because I'm not good at that. You get to wear brown shorts, and you always look like a pimp. Your biggest problem is when there's some rabid dog, but then I could just throw the package, and hope it's not fragile. And finally, you get to play a game at every house. You know what game I'm talking about, whenever the guy rings the doorbell, and you open the door, he's already driving away. It's like, WHOAAAA, ninja driver!
but it's okay, because I already know the secret
(There isn't a door on the truck, so you can just hop in)
I got extra credit, for not being afraid to express myself.
My teacher asked my class what we wanted to be when we grew up.
Most people wanted to be
-athletes
-movie stars
-actresses
-fashion designers
and what not.
When we got to me I smiled and said "UPS driver" I got weird looks from the entire class, and it was silent. I thought it would e best for me to explain, so I said,
"Well, for starters, you get to drive with the fricken door open, man. Two, you can listen to your ipod all day and you don't have to deal with people, because I'm not good at that. You get to wear brown shorts, and you always look like a pimp. Your biggest problem is when there's some rabid dog, but then I could just throw the package, and hope it's not fragile. And finally, you get to play a game at every house. You know what game I'm talking about, whenever the guy rings the doorbell, and you open the door, he's already driving away. It's like, WHOAAAA, ninja driver!
but it's okay, because I already know the secret
(There isn't a door on the truck, so you can just hop in)
I got extra credit, for not being afraid to express myself.
..don't you hate it when..
your crying, and your friend comes up to
you and asks "Are you crying?" It's like..
*No I'm just freaken peeing out of my eyes*
your crying, and your friend comes up to
you and asks "Are you crying?" It's like..
*No I'm just freaken peeing out of my eyes*
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