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Dont You Hate it When

Youre just about to get out of the car and your favorite song comes on the radio

made by carolinee_xo
on November 07, 2009 18:30:06

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..don't you hate it when..
your crying, and your friend comes up to
you and asks "Are you crying?" It's like..
*No I'm just freaken peeing out of my eyes*

possibly last of series?
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made by _dreamer
on October 23, 2009 15:24:01

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<div style="text-align: center">..don't you hate it when.. 
your crying, and your friend comes up to 
you and asks "Are you crying?" It's like.. 
*No I'm just freaken peeing out of my eyes* 
 
 
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<div style="text-align: right">possibly last of series? 
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the best things in life

are usually illegal ♥ or full of calories

not my fades

made by _dreamerx3
on October 28, 2009 19:31:37

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not my fades

Are you questioning
M y b a d- a s s n e s s ?

made by skittlesxo88
on October 30, 2009 15:15:03

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Sunday Monday Tuesday [Wednesday Thursday Friday] Saturday

...Everybody has a lil [ W T F ] in their week

not mine

made by dance_shortii429
on October 26, 2009 17:22:46

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Sunday Monday Tuesday [Wednesday  Thursday  Friday] Saturday 
     
 
                         
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Halloween.
A day where where everyone dresses up

a s s o m e t h i n g t h a t t h e y ' r e n o t .

Sounds . pretty . normal . to . me

made by xx_old_schoolll_x13
on October 27, 2009 19:44:49

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I'd slap you, but
bitch that'd be animal abuse

made by xthosecitylights
on October 29, 2009 17:28:04

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I'M PROUD TO BE A GIRL;

We got off the Titanic first.
Taxis stop for us.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance.
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves.
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end.
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness.
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there.
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear."
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked.
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems.
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there,
'Cause they're not listening anyways.

face it,
girls rule, boys drool. ♥

made by Kayland
on November 01, 2009 04:06:31

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We got off the Titanic first. 
Taxis stop for us. 
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance. 
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves. 
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end. 
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness. 
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there. 
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear." 
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked. 
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems. 
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there, 
'Cause they're not listening anyways. 
 
face it, 
girls rule, boys drool. ♥</div>
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there is only one of me in this entire universe
[[ w o w i ' m a n e n d a n g e r e d s p e c i e s ]]

made by rockstar3005x
on November 05, 2009 19:22:39

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there is only one of me in this entire universe 
[[ w o w  i ' m  a n  e n d a n g e r e d  s p e c i e s  ]] 
 
 
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            > the truth about girls.

- flirting is a talent.   - we sing in showers. - we aren't afraid to cry, even in public.
- we'll never be too old for sleepovers. - we have to go to the bathroom in groups.
- laughing is a way of life. - it takes an hour to look this good,  maybe more if we
wanna impress someone. - we cry everytime we watch the notebook, no matter
how many times we've seen it. - mascara is dope, end of story. - gossip isn't a sin,
it's habbit. -taylor swift songs can cure any sadness or broken heart. - we lose and
gain friends everyday. - we have more important things to discuss than boys.
- we argue just 'cause it's fun. -when it's our 'time of the month' you better beware.
- we've got our bitches by our sides through it all. - our cell phones are practically
glued to our hands. - we tend to say "like" like way too much. - friends make our
worlds go round. - sorry, but drama follows us. - hugs are adorable. - we have too
many secrets. - we lie to stop people like you getting hurt. - we like ice cream.
     -if we like you, we'll probably show it. - mess with us, and you will get hurt (:

toook an uber longg time(: got this from MaziehDude, with her permisssion, i edited itt.
i addded some, telll me if you likee it. or if i shouldd add anythingg.(: favoritee pleasee !

made by NoWordsCanExplainIt
on November 12, 2009 18:34:52

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<strike>            </strike>> the truth about girls. 
 
 - flirting is a talent.   - we sing in showers.  - we aren't afraid to cry, even in public. 
- we'll never be too old for sleepovers. - we have to go to the bathroom in groups. 
- laughing is a way of life.  - it takes an hour to look this good,  maybe more if we 
wanna impress someone. - we cry everytime we watch the notebook, no matter 
how many times we've seen it.  - mascara is dope, end of story.  - gossip isn't a sin, 
it's habbit.  -taylor swift songs can cure any sadness or broken heart. - we lose and 
gain friends everyday.  - we have more important things  to discuss than boys.  
- we argue just 'cause it's fun.  -when it's our 'time of the month' you better beware. 
- we've got our bitches by our sides through it all.  - our cell phones are practically 
glued to our hands.  - we tend to say "like" like way too much.  - friends make our 
worlds go round.  - sorry, but drama follows us.  - hugs are adorable.  - we have too 
many secrets.  - we lie to stop people like you getting hurt.  - we like ice cream. 
     -if we like you, we'll probably show it.  - mess with us, and you will get hurt (: 
 
 
 
 
 
toook an uber longg time(: got this from MaziehDude, with her permisssion, i edited itt. 
i addded some, telll me if you likee it. or if i shouldd add anythingg.(: favoritee pleasee !

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