Hot Funny Quotes

Dont You Hate it When
Youre just about to get out of the car and your favorite song comes on the radio
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..don't you hate it when..
your crying, and your friend comes up to
you and asks "Are you crying?" It's like..
*No I'm just freaken peeing out of my eyes*



possibly last of series?
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the best things in life
are usually illegal  ♥  or full of calories



not my fades
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Are you questioning
M y b a d- a s s n e s s ?
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Sunday Monday Tuesday [Wednesday  Thursday  Friday] Saturday
   

                        
...Everybody has a lil W T F ] in their week





not mine
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Halloween.
A day where where everyone dresses up

a s   s o m e t h i n g   t h a t   t h e y ' r e   n o t .

Sounds  .  pretty  .  normal  .  to  .  me

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I'd slap you, but
bitch that'd be animal abuse
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I'M PROUD TO BE A GIRL;

We got off the Titanic first.
Taxis stop for us.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance.
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves.
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end.
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness.
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there.
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear."
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked.
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems.
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there,
'Cause they're not listening anyways.

face it,
girls rule, boys drool.
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there is only one of me in this entire universe

[[ w o w  i ' m  a n  e n d a n g e r e d  s p e c i e s  ]]



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            > the truth about girls.

 - flirting is a talent.   - we sing in showers.  - we aren't afraid to cry, even in public.
- we'll never be too old for sleepovers. - we have to go to the bathroom in groups.
- laughing is a way of life.  -
it takes an hour to look this good,  maybe more if we
wanna impress someone
. - we cry everytime we watch the notebook, no matter
how many times we
've seen it.  - mascara is dope, end of story.  - gossip isn'a sin,
it's habbit.  -taylor swift songs can cure any sadness or broken heart. - we lose and
gain friends everyday
.  - we have more important things  to discuss than boys
- we argue just 'cause it's fun.  -when it's our 'time of the month' you better beware.
- we've got our bitches by our sides through it all.  - our cell phones are practically
glued to our hands
.  - we tend to say "like" like way too much.  - friends make our
worlds go round
.  - sorry, but drama follows us.  - hugs are adorable.  - we have too
many secrets
.  - we lie to stop people like you getting hurt.  - we like ice cream.
     -if we like you, we'll probably show it.  - mess with us, and you will get hurt (:






toook an uber longg time(: got this from MaziehDude, with her permisssion, i edited itt.
i addded some, telll me if you likee it. or if i shouldd add anythingg.(: favoritee pleasee !

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