Hot Funny Quotes
I'M PROUD TO BE A GIRL;
We got off the Titanic first.
Taxis stop for us.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance.
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves.
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end.
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness.
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there.
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear."
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked.
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems.
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there,
'Cause they're not listening anyways.
face it,
girls rule, boys drool. ♥
We got off the Titanic first.
Taxis stop for us.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance.
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves.
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end.
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness.
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there.
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear."
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked.
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems.
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there,
'Cause they're not listening anyways.
face it,
girls rule, boys drool. ♥
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Today for Halloween, I had to pass out candy to the little kids. When I looked to my neighbor's yard, he just left a bucket full of candy with a sign saying "Please take two" and there was a garbage can right next to it. I saw a little kid laugh and try to take a handful, until my neighbor popped out of the trash can in a mask yelling " I SAID TAKE TWO!" The kid ran away crying. This happened about 18 more times.
MLIA
MLIA
there is only one of me in this entire universe
[[ w o w i ' m a n e n d a n g e r e d s p e c i e s ]]
The most lied to girl question:
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
The most lied to boy question:
"Got gum?"
"Nah man, just ate the last piece."
don't jockk my idea.
welcome to higschool!
where a girls confidence drops faster than a
slut dropping on her knees when a guy asks her for a
blow job.
Last night,
I saw a little girl in a blonde wig and crazy clothes.
At first, I didnt know what she was, so I asked her. Her response?
"A slut." While I gasped in suprise, her mom ran up and said,
"No, no, Kayla! That's a bad word!" Then she turned to me and said,
"She's Hannah Montana." I love Halloween.
MLIA
I saw a little girl in a blonde wig and crazy clothes.
At first, I didnt know what she was, so I asked her. Her response?
"A slut." While I gasped in suprise, her mom ran up and said,
"No, no, Kayla! That's a bad word!" Then she turned to me and said,
"She's Hannah Montana." I love Halloween.
MLIA
Manger le merde, putain.
That's right I just said:
" eat shit, bitch. "
(:
That's right I just said:
" eat shit, bitch. "
(:
It's Time For Me To Say This, Addressing All You Guys.
[Except for all the drag queens, who deserve a nobel prize)
But the straight guys, they don't realize, what we go through everyday, and it's alot.
Now it's time for all us females to remind you just in case you all forgot,
The seven things guys don't have to do!
Shave legs, Give birth, Aunt flow, Wear skirts, Wax armpits, Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhoes, and paint your toes, too. High heels, Pluck brows, Skip meals, Count pounds,
(Some girls have to carry heavy mounds)
We're way past seven now but I'll keep going anyhow.
Uncomfy thongs, Tight bras, Tampons, Blow our money on beauty salons, Flat iron burns.
&&health concerns From hair dye fumes. And the reason why We do these crazy things
That we do, Is we do it for you.
But the straight guys, they don't realize, what we go through everyday, and it's alot.
Now it's time for all us females to remind you just in case you all forgot,
The seven things guys don't have to do!
Shave legs, Give birth, Aunt flow, Wear skirts, Wax armpits, Hey it hurts!
Wear pantyhoes, and paint your toes, too. High heels, Pluck brows, Skip meals, Count pounds,
(Some girls have to carry heavy mounds)
We're way past seven now but I'll keep going anyhow.
Uncomfy thongs, Tight bras, Tampons, Blow our money on beauty salons, Flat iron burns.
&&health concerns From hair dye fumes. And the reason why We do these crazy things
That we do, Is we do it for you.
So lately, everyone keeps saying JFGI
But instead of being a noob and asking what it meant,
I decided to google it.
Definition?
just fucking google it.
I laughed until I cried.
But instead of being a noob and asking what it meant,
I decided to google it.
Definition?
just fucking google it.
I laughed until I cried.
Today, my father called me to ask where I was. I quickly replied in Spanish class. He said "Sorry" and hung up. Today is Saturday, I've never taken Spanish, and he called me on the HOUSE phone.
MLIA. <3
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MLIA. <3
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