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: Today, I was talking to my friend on facebook.
The conversation got funny and I cracked a joke, he replied with "LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWI FOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB".
When I questioned him about it, he wrote
 "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer."
 Never again will I say "lol". MLIA


hahahaha best one yet? i think so. :D
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   beast.                  favor if you use this word(:

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& bitch,
your    boyfriend    was    born
during an awkward silence.
(:
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What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance
-----------------------> when rubbed back and forth and {in && out}?
...
*____A Toothbrush You Pervert(:



 
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  S O  S T I C K  T H A T I N Y O U R
j
uice box
  & suck it.
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Today, I realized that the word "huddle" is a combination of the words "hug" and "cuddle." Suddenly the football teams huddles seem a lot less manly.
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Zebras:

Living Proof that Being Different,
Doesn't change the way
People Think Of You.











plus, everyone thinks you are super cool ;]

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THINGS TO DO IN SCHOOL.


- say your invisible,
&&
when people say you're not,
gasp && fall to the floor crying.

- listen to your teacher, pick out a word spoken often
like
"the"
. each time it is said, run around your desk laughing
&& clapping loudly.

- crawl around the room while humming
"mission impossible"
.

- sing "bleeding love" everytime your teacher
asks you something
.

- in the middle of a test, point at your teacher angrily && say
"YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS
!"
&& then walk out the room crying hysterically.

- when your teacher asks you a question, reply with
"i know this, i know this
! NOODLES, ITS NOODLES!"
if your teacher says something back
,
yell "YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MEEEEE!"
&& run out crying.

- chew your exam paper.

- bark at your classmates &&
then look at them innocently && say
"can you stop acting so freaking crazy
?"

- keep calling the kid wearing glasses "harry potter"
&& insist he teach you the Patronus spell.

- hug your teacher && then suddenly scream
"AGHHH, HELP! IM BEING ATTACKED BY A SEX ADDICT!"

- everytime someone catches your eye,
smile at them like a scary psycho
&& make your eyes look wide && freaky.

- when the bells rings, scream
"AGHH
, WE'RE GONNA DIEEE, WE'RE GONNA DIEEE!"

- tell everyone you're a princess
&& that they have the honour of being your slave.


- not all mine :]
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you ar90% of the reasoI get ouof bed in the morning. 
The other 10% ibecause I havtpee.








not mine 
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EXAM
Name:                                  Date:              
Subject: Wonder                           Period:    



Directions
: In this part of the test, you will answer the following questions based on how much you learned in class. Questions will not be scored based on personal opinions. If a question on the test was not covered with your teacher, just try your best.


Question #1: There's a she-wolf in your closet, do you:

A. Let it out so it can breathe
     B. SCREAM AND RUN IN TERROR
         ©. Wait, what the hell is a she-wolf?
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