Hot Holiday Quotes



Don't be afraid if a fat guy in a red suit
takes you away in a bag one night. It's ok, I told Santa

I wanted you for Christmas
quote number 1196284
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  68
Last Year's Christmas I Wished For
a dog which i wouldn't take care of,      the twilight saga which i got bored of,      a new beadspread which is like my current one,
those pajamas that didn't come in my size,      a wii which i would never use,      a bracelete that made tiny cuts on my hand,
that sweater which i would end up staining,      the new high-tech curler even thought i hate my hair curled,
uggs which i wuld ruin the first day i wore them,      fuzzy slippers which tickle my feet,      
that new band's cd even though i stopped listening to them on new years eve,      and lots of other stuff that didn't matter.


But This Year's Christmas I'll Wish For
just.      plain,      you.
quote number 1187620
filed under holiday
  22
Welcome To New England..
Where is snows in October,
and is 70 degrees in November.
quote number 1192171
filed under holiday
  21
Dear Santa;; (:
this year for christmas i don't want a pony or Edward Cullen..
I want Justin Bieber.
quote number 1196829
filed under holiday
  20
 && a little girl comes up to santa..
Santa: hello little girl, what would you like for christmas?
girl: i want a cadaillac and a playboy mansion
Santa: sweetie, your a ho-ho-ho




haha not mine, credit for edit
quote number 1189560
filed under holiday
  10
Santa is only jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
quote number 1194761
filed under holiday
  9
 hear those sleigh bells
jingaling   ring   ting   tingaling 
too.
come on ;; its lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you<3
quote number 1187127
filed under holiday
  7
Would You.. 
                                    kiss me under the misltoe ?
quote number 1192752
filed under holiday
  6
So here's my life long wish
My grown up Christmas List
Not for myself
But for a world in need

No more lives torn apart
That wars would never start
& Time would heel all hearts
That everyone would have a friend
That right would always win
And Love would never end
This is my grown up Christmas List

quote number 1187570
filed under holiday
  6
up
until now

  --> I never really understood those lyrics<--.
But with only one month to go,
baby ~all~ I want for
Christmas,
isyou



really bad edit, i know.
quote number 1198095
filed under holiday
  5

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