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torn between two
w h o w o u l d y o u c h o o s e:
the one that you love
or the one
that loves you?
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you didn't love her, -->
you don't [d e s t r o y] the people you love.
-greys anatomy
you don't [d e s t r o y] the people you love.
-greys anatomy
AND FAVORITE THIS IF YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE A
M Y L I F E I S A K W A R D
+ no matter how much he changes
there will always be [ a piece of my heart ] that never stopped loving him <3
there will always be [ a piece of my heart ] that never stopped loving him <3
AND IT WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS
where if my pencil pencil broke,
where if my pencil pencil broke,
i would've put my head down on my desk,
&cried.
*At my birthday party
♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
"is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
"because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥
♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
"is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
"because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥
-i wishh<333 i had a dream sorta like this last night,
and i always wanted to make one of these(:
this is a so called life...
women's english ;
yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
we need = i want
i'm sorry = you'll be sorry
we need to talk = you're in trouble
sure, go ahead = you better not
do what you want = you'll pay for this later
i'm not upset = of course i am upset, you ass!
you're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
men's english ;
i'm hungry = i am hungry
i'm tired = i am tired
nice dress = nice cleavage!
i love you = let's have sex now
i'm bored = do you want to have sex?
may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you
do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i take you out to dinner? = i'd like to have sex with you
those shoes don't go with that outfit... = i'm gay
this could be helpful.
yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
we need = i want
i'm sorry = you'll be sorry
we need to talk = you're in trouble
sure, go ahead = you better not
do what you want = you'll pay for this later
i'm not upset = of course i am upset, you ass!
you're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
men's english ;
i'm hungry = i am hungry
i'm tired = i am tired
nice dress = nice cleavage!
i love you = let's have sex now
i'm bored = do you want to have sex?
may i take this dance? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i call you sometime? = i'd like to have sex with you
do you want to go to a movie? = i'd like to have sex with you
can i take you out to dinner? = i'd like to have sex with you
those shoes don't go with that outfit... = i'm gay
this could be helpful.
Call me a geek?
i'll smile and agree
Call me insane?
i'll say, "yup, that's me."
Call me unpopular?
that's all you can do?
But if you call me fake
i'll say, "hun that's you."
ALL WORDS CREDIT TO xoEllentraceyxo
not mine at all. just my edit.
~Spo<3
don't ever let a boy,
build y o u up with words,
because the higher you are
the harder you fall
& trust me,
you always fall.
build y o u up with words,
because the higher you are
the harder you fall
& trust me,
you always fall.
Betcha Didn’t Know That….
-Kissing is healthy for you.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-It’s good to cry.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
-Lying is actually unhealthy.
-Only apply mascara to your top lashes.
-It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
-It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
-89% of guys want YOU to make the first move.
-Chocolate WILL make you feel better!
-Most boys think it’s cute when you say the wrong thing.
-A GOOD FRIEND NEVER JUDGES.
-Boys aren’t worth your tears.
-Kissing is healthy for you.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-It’s good to cry.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
-Lying is actually unhealthy.
-Only apply mascara to your top lashes.
-It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
-It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
-89% of guys want YOU to make the first move.
-Chocolate WILL make you feel better!
-Most boys think it’s cute when you say the wrong thing.
-A GOOD FRIEND NEVER JUDGES.
-Boys aren’t worth your tears.
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