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*At my birthday party
♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
"is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
"because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥
♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
"is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
"because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥
-i wishh<333 i had a dream sorta like this last night,
and i always wanted to make one of these(:
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I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
credit please(:
heard it from my teacher
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
credit please(:
heard it from my teacher
if your wish does not come true
something better is meant for you.
&+ you know you're in love when
you don't respond to your own name
but are instantly paying attention when someone says
his name
Dont You Hate it When
Youre just about to get out of the car and your favorite song comes on the radio
..don't you hate it when..
your crying, and your friend comes up to
you and asks "Are you crying?" It's like..
*No I'm just freaken peeing out of my eyes*
your crying, and your friend comes up to
you and asks "Are you crying?" It's like..
*No I'm just freaken peeing out of my eyes*
possibly last of series?
comment!
comment!
the best things in life
are usually illegal ♥ or full of calories
not my fades
***
It's funny how the one that can make me
is the same one who can make me
smile the brightest,
is the same one who can make me
cry the hardest.
* * *
Are you questioning
M y b a d- a s s n e s s ?
M y b a d- a s s n e s s ?
we fear rejection
want attention
crave affection
and dream of
perfection ♥
want attention
crave affection
and dream of
perfection ♥
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