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*At my birthday party
♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
"is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
"because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥

-i wishh<333 i had a dream sorta like this last night,
and i always wanted to make one of these(:

made by takeachancex7
on October 22, 2009 18:01:55

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I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.

credit please(:
heard it from my teacher

made by SOCCERfreak20
on November 11, 2009 21:04:57

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<div style="text-align: center; background-color: black">I think we all need to learn a lesson from this: 
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had 
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can 
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles 
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The 
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' 
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students 
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in 
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which 
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things 
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things], 
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it 
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
credit please(: 
heard it from my teacher 
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if your wish does not come true

something better is meant for you.

made by Dreamless
on November 06, 2009 15:05:00

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if your wish does not come true</div>
<div align="center">something                       better                     is                     meant                     for                      you. 
 
 
 
 
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&+ you know you're in love when
you don't respond to your own name
but are instantly paying attention when someone says
his name

made by emily51
on October 31, 2009 16:10:08

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&+ you know you're in love when 
you don't respond to your own name 
but are instantly paying attention when someone says 
his name 
 
 
 
 
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Dont You Hate it When

Youre just about to get out of the car and your favorite song comes on the radio

made by carolinee_xo
on November 07, 2009 18:30:06

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..don't you hate it when..
your crying, and your friend comes up to
you and asks "Are you crying?" It's like..
*No I'm just freaken peeing out of my eyes*

possibly last of series?
comment!

made by _dreamer
on October 23, 2009 15:24:01

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<div style="text-align: center">..don't you hate it when.. 
your crying, and your friend comes up to 
you and asks "Are you crying?" It's like.. 
*No I'm just freaken peeing out of my eyes* 
 
 
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<div style="text-align: right">possibly last of series? 
comment!</div>

the best things in life

are usually illegal ♥ or full of calories

not my fades

made by _dreamerx3
on October 28, 2009 19:31:37

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<div style="text-align: center">are usually illegal  ♥  or full of calories 
 
 
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not my fades

_*^**

It's funny how the one that can make me

smile the brightest,

is the same one who can make me

cry the hardest.

_* ^* *

made by Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
on October 26, 2009 22:00:44

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<div style="text-align: center;">It's funny how the one that can make me 

<div style="letter-spacing: -5px; text-align: center;">smile the brightest, 
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is   the   same   one   who   can  make  me 

<div style="letter-spacing: -5px; text-align: center;">cry     the     hardest. 
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Are you questioning
M y b a d- a s s n e s s ?

made by skittlesxo88
on October 30, 2009 15:15:03

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we fear rejection
            want attention
crave affection
and dream of
                  perfection ♥

made by knockkerrr
on November 07, 2009 18:22:03

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<div style="text-align: center">we fear rejection        
            want attention   
crave affection   
and dream of 
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