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Sunday  School 

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. 

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted.

Got this is an email.
I thought it was funny. xD

add to favs - #413905 by applejacks10000 on December 25, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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Finding a love like ours:
                              is like nailing --->> e  l  o

to a tree.
                                          [impossible] <3

add to favs - #417102 by live_laugh_love45 on December 27, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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How many people celebrate christmas ?

i want to see how many people on the cite celbrate christmas!




RATE! (:

add to favs - #398924 by nattyk1234567890 on December 18, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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dont lie!
how many times have you laughed at a joke and didnt get it at all =]

add to favs - #387329 by whateveryoulike on December 12, 2008 filed under funny - get code - report quote

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&&hehadthekeytomyheart
i gave it to him in confidence, confidence that he wouldnt
lose it or destroy it. I thought he was forever, but forever
is just short of a year and i know that everything that we
went through has made me a stronger person

add to favs - #416144 by lainibabyy on December 26, 2008 filed under advice - get code - report quote

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H O W  M A N Y  P E O P L E....
would   die    if    their      parents      knew      about    their     'real'     lives



add to favs - #410280 by ladybug765 on December 23, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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haveyouever?
wanted to tell your
bestfriend that
shes being a bitch?

add to favs - #384550 by cali_love_xo on December 11, 2008 filed under friendship - get code - report quote

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l i s t e n ---->> to your
heart,
before_ you_ tell_ him_
               
goodbye


add to favs - #415424 by whatever_ on December 26, 2008 filed under love - get code - report quote

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GOAHEADTELLYOURFRIENDS 
that i cried the day you broke up
with me, tell them how i was begging
you to take me back, because i
can laugh when they see how happy
i am now, that youre outta my life

add to favs - #416271 by lainibabyy on December 26, 2008 filed under advice - get code - report quote

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 If you really care...

About the homeless people that dont know where they will get their next meal.... rate high

If you really care...

About the girl who is sexually abused by  her step dad... rate high

If you really care...

About the school geek who gets beat up in the parking lot after school... rate high

If you really care... 

About the boy whose mom is an alcoholic and doesnt even know he exists... rate high

If you really care....

About making our world a better place,
rate high

add to favs - #394226 by xoxoEMxoxo on December 15, 2008 filed under inspirational - get code - report quote

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