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&+ you know you're in love when
you don't respond to your own name
but are instantly paying attention when someone says
his name




quote number 1162938
filed under love
  378

Have you evehad a moment

that was just so amazing it keeps replaying over and over in your mind?



quote number 1163025
filed under love
  334
Guy’s don’t get why girls
are practically g l u e d to their bestfriend.
What they don’t realize,
Is that girls need their bestfriends
Because bestfriends don’t
break | up with you
quote number 1162705
filed under love
  316
From every wound there is a scar, and
every scar tells a story. A story that says,
I survived.
quote number 1165003
filed under inspirational
  306
I'M PROUD TO BE A GIRL;

We got off the Titanic first.
Taxis stop for us.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when trying to dance.
We dont have to [(pass gas)] to amuse ourselves.
We can congratulate a friend, without ever touching their rear end.
We can actually talk about our problems, without any awkwardness.
We never have to reach down every so often, to be sure our private parts are still there.
We have the ability to [(dress ourselves)] without looking like the next candidate for "What Not To Wear."
We can talk to the opposite sex >>without<< having to picture them naked.
There, indeed, are times when chocolate can solve your problems.
We make comments about how [(silly)] guys are, while they're standing right there,
'Cause they're not listening anyways.

face it,
girls rule, boys drool.
quote number 1163479
filed under funny
  295
The truth is that
we      h i d e     because    we    want    to    be       *  f o u n d
we     w-a-l-k     a-w-a-y     to   see   who   will   ______follow
we   cry   to   see   who   will<----        (  wipe away the tears
)
& we let our  h.e.a.r.t.s
   get broken to see who will fix__them
sometimes the person you ->fall<- for isnt ready to catch y
ou
notminee*

creditforedit.

 
quote number 1166455
filed under inspirational
  278

w
hen I left,
    I     WANTED     YOU     TO     CHASE     AFTER     ME     //    
 
quote number 1163110
filed under lyrics
  276
 

the seasons are CHANGING
and so are you

quote number 1165116
filed under love
  242
 
we    don't   remember    days.    we    remember


moments.
 
quote number 1163570
filed under inspirational
  239
Today for Halloween, I had to pass out candy to the little kids. When I looked to my neighbor's yard, he just left a bucket full of candy with a sign saying "Please take two" and there was a garbage can right next to it. I saw a little kid laugh and try to take a handful, until my neighbor popped out of the trash can in a mask yelling " I SAID TAKE TWO!" The kid ran away crying. This happened about 18 more times.
MLIA
quote number 1163161
filed under funny
  233

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