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Today, I found an M&M
in a bag of skittles.
 I believe it was spying on the enemy.

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Dear turkeys,
Don't worry, it's okay.
They only like us for our breasts too..


Sincerely, ♥

Us females.

I might have erased your texts
But I will never forget what you wrote .
I might have unfriended you ,
But I will never forget your pictures .
We might have stopped talking ,
But I will never forget your voice .
We might have ignored each other ,
But I will never forget your face .
We might have stopped hugging ,
But I will never forget how you smell .

Anything we did , I will never forget .



true fact;
Gettinpunched

in the boob>>
 hurts

just as bad as getting kicked in the balls..

...at least we dont fall to the ground crying..


^just proves girls are stronger than guys.

not my format.

today my dad
would've came home from Iraq instead I visited his grave and talked to him for hours about everything

 

If  guy compliments your shirt,
He's really saying he likes the  way your boobs look in that shirt
If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
h e  l i k e s  y o u r 
a s s 
If he compliments ( y o u r    s h o e s )
well hun, he's ga
y.





omggg all minee (:
so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
yay (: !!!

    DAYUM HES HOT.
                                                                                                 dude.
                           we just made some pretty intense eye contact.
                                                                                                 yeah.
                                                                     we're getting married.
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i die a little inside
      everytime i see a old person eating alone at a restaurant   

 
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"I shall call him squishy."

"Let go of my boob."


Hello substitute teacher,
Goodbye assigned seats

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