Top Quotes Today

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
 
I am human; I must be stereotyped.
 




justin bieber interview
interviewer: "would you
date a 13 year old girl?"

Justin: "Romeo was 16,
Juliet was 13, i'd be her Romeo,
she'd    be    my    Juliet"
 




Jingle bells
Facebook smells.

Tumblr go away.

Myspace yuck,

bebo sucks.

Witty all the way. AYEEEEE.

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.

I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

i hated going to weddings.
all   the    grandmas    would   poke   me
and say " you're  n e x t " they stopped
when   i  started   doing  it   to   them  at

f u n e r a l s .

not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?



I don't care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song.
Therefore I will sing.
 
 The Girl Dictionary.
I'm okay. - I'm not freaking okay.
k. - I hate you, Shut up.
lol. - yeah, this is akward.
hehe ;) - I'm trying to flirt with you, so flirt back stupid boy.
brb. - I'm really not going anywhere you're just boring
I hate you. - I actually love you.
so... - say something, this is akward.

If we don't respond to you, we don't want to talk to you.
If we ignore your calls, give you dirty stares and won't talk to you, we're mad at you.
If we say that we'll love you forever, we're not lying so don't lie to us.
If we flirt with other guys, we're trying to make you jealous.
If we can't stop talking to you, we like you.
&+ If we can't stop talking about you

S i m p l a t h a t  

THAT MOMENT OF PURE JOY WHEN    YOU OPEN THE FRIDGE AND SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING...


*In The Supermarket*
Crap, where's my mom!? Act cool, Act cool..

 
 
 
                Girl's have balls,

                                      they are just a litte higher up, thats all.






 
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