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Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.




Please get wider...





i wish i could see
from a
boy's perspective.

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over 


my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said

" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too



In junior high, 
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.

We would laugh at him every day.

We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.

One day, he missed school.                    A week after, he was back.

He stopped running. </3


trust is like an eraser 
it gets smaller & smaller
[after everymistake..

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park

When I bumped into him. We started talking.

My little cousin looked up at him and  asked, "Are you in love with her?"

I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.

He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.

"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."

Then he got up and walked away .

Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,

"He lied." 



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Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

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