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Someone
                             asked,

                              WHY DO YOU LIKE
                              HIM SO MUCH?
      

but before i could reply, my best friend
put her hand over my mouth and said,

                           
                            DON'T EVEN GET
                           
                            HER STARTED.
   ♥




-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥  

W
hen I was in 3rd grade


 

A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.

We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.

There I was, studying in the library in college.

when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"

I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.
Creepy?

Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named
 Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners, 
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.

Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.

Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.

It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named
'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre
& here's the best part:

A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with

Marilyn Monroe.
 I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out.  Every fav will help me cross this  thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu 














It's not that I hate you,
it's like, uh, let's put it this way:
if you were on fire and I had water,
I would probably drink the water.












 

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

BOOKS
CUTE NOTES
RAIN
LONGNIGHTS
WARMTH
BIGSWEATERS
YUMMY
FOOD

INTERESTING
PEOPLE//

SUNRISES
FRIENDS
ALL THE SMALL THINGS
LAUGTER

CUTE GUYS
CREATIVITY
GOOD
        MOVIES
CHOC       OLATE

I C E        CREAM
{INSPIR                --ATION}
HOB       BIES
EXPLOR               -ATION
WEEK     ENDS
CA          KE
LYRICS              THAT
MEAN       SOMETHING
»CARDS«

FORT             UNES
GLAS     -SES
CAN           DLES
FRESH                 BAKED
GOOD    JOKES
  FRI}       {ENDS
HAPPY              ENDINGS
FEEL   INGS
CATCHY         //TUNES
GO    OD
MU  SIC




HIS VOICE
SNOW DAYS
GUITARS
BUTTER
-FLIES
TEA
ACCEPTANCE
GAMES
SEASONS
MYTH
ART
STICKEY
NOTES
YOURSELF

 

If you were born in the 90's

The best P.E. lessons involved
rainbow colored parachute

 



I swear he's cute, hold on . . . 
LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE  


Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.

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