Top Quotes Ever

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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1-800-273-8255
Favorite if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting this quote.



 





I Hate It How Your Nice
To The Weird Kid
& Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

 

Dear Icebergs, 
Sorry to hear about global warming.

Karma's a b*tch


theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

 

Looking at the clock when
your home from school, sick,
and thinking;

"I'm in ____ class right now."

only me..?



What if your pillow


Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.



Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...

Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?

them:were you dropped as a baby?
me:yea, into a pool of sexy

Favorite this quote if..

You're in the middle of heartbreak.

You're battling cancer.

You've lost a friend.

You've changed this year.

You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.

You've been bullied this year.

You've been cheated on.

Someone in your family has died.

Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.

You've gotten major surgery this year.

You're depressed.


Favorite this quote if..
 

you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

 
 



 
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