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W
hen I was in 3rd grade


 

A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.

We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.

There I was, studying in the library in college.

when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"

I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.
to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're
sexy.
to adults, we're
cute.
to relatives, we're
adorable.
to dumbasses, we're
fine.
to each other, we're
pretty.
to gentlemen, we're
gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're
beautiful.
but to ourselves,

w e ' r e   u g l y   a s   f u u c k .
 


Someone
                             asked,

                              WHY DO YOU LIKE
                              HIM SO MUCH?
      

but before i could reply, my best friend
put her hand over my mouth and said,

                           
                            DON'T EVEN GET
                           
                            HER STARTED.
   ♥




-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥  
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