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The littlest thing brings back amazing memories of you I miss you sooo much !!!!! Rest easy grandma 😚🌹
“So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts…The wicked are great drinkers of water; As the flood proved once for all.” – Alexandre Dumas, the count of monte cristo.

“There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; there is only the comparison of one state with another. Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss. It is necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.....the sum of all human wisdom will be contained in these two words: Wait and Hope." — Alexandre Dumas (The Count of Monte Cristo) 

I'm just a ghost.

Maybe someday I'll look back and regret some things. Maybe I'll wish I could've taken myself by the shoulders and given myself a good shake, a good wake up call. Or maybe I don't need to wait for a feeling of regret. I already know the things I'll regret in the future, when I'm older. I'll regret being so mean to myself, and giving in too easy. I'll regret not being as generous, and being too closed off. I'll regret not looking out for myself, and not speaking up for myself, and not taking a stand for myself. I'll regret not taking opportunities that could have lead to yet even more opportunities, and last but not least I'll regret not being there for my parents. I know I'm the good kid, but there's still so much more I could be doing for them. So yeah. Since I know what I'll regret, I'm going to fix these things while I can. I feel like regret is one of the worst feelings someone could have. Because you feel so strongly about it but there's nothing you can do, since it's happened already, and it's done and it's out of your control. So I will make changes, and I will lessen the amount of things I will probably regret. You can do this too.

he took my heart, i don't know how it happened. 
when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not

Confessions ? How ever many likes this post gets I'll do one Confession per like. I've been told by my peers I'm a quite interesting character. Lol 

I need to follow people. Anyone want a follower ? Lol. This isn't awkward at all. Trololo. 
How do you not see me ripping myself to shreds to fight for you?
When will I ever be enough for you?
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