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Everything you're doing to me right now's
Making me crazy.
I wanna kiss you on the [dance floor],
Kiss you like a   
→  let's go, come on
Baby let me hear you say,   'Oh, oh.'
I wanna kiss you with the neon lights
in your eyes glowing. Then,
I wanna kiss you in the morning.

Dear all witty users, we need to see like how many there is of us. Ever noticed that there is no one ever online. I know most people will ignore this and i will probably forget but between 3pm and 3:10pm tomorrow(uk time) go on witty chat and lets see how many there is of us. I dont know its just a little experiment of mine
Ooo I think that I found myself a cheerleader she is always right there when I need her.

"You aren't gointo falfor me"

He said to me
I knew myself better than that
I knew I was long gone the second he kissed me
How did we think we could be "just friends with benefits"?
I had to admit to him

"But fell foyou whemet you"
Ooo I think that I found myself a cheerleader she is always right there when I need her.
All you two are doing is hurting each othera and then dragging me into the middle of it. I wish you guys would figure out what you want and stop making us all so awkward. None of us know what to do around you.
Not everything is beautiful in everyones eyes, not even mine. Because what I see is the capacity and potential to be so much more
i'm searching for something that i can reach

We wrote a story in the fog on the windows that night

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