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You know you're on my mind.

And when you're GONE,
I feel INCOMPLETE.

I say I'm fine,
Pretend I'm good without you.



.

You write miracles
out of strangers.

call me at 2am and tell me you can’t sleep without me..
cant seem to leave my past behind, cuz all the ones I hope to stay  are all the ones  who fade away
I am obsessed with becoming a woman  comfortable in her skin
Sandra Cisneros 
LBKRealtor.com
 
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