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  For those who love what they do, even working 18 hours a day, 7 days a week is not work at all. It is just fun. -RVM
if you stand in front of a dark bathroom mirror and chant ‘i love luke hemmings’ three times, ashton irwin will appear and say ‘me too’
High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”
That one text you wake up to that got you feeling good all day ♥♥♥♥

............yeah, I didn't get that either
You never realize how lonely you are until it's the end of the day and you got a bunch of stuff to talk about and no one to talk to.
Nowadays people worry more about relationship goals than their life goals
I could start fires with what I feel for you.

"Have you ever been so in love with someone, that you fall in love with
the little things about them? The way they look when they are thinking,
or focusing on something.  The way their face lights up when they talk
about something they absolutely love. The way they talk to other people,
their facial expressions and their hand gestures. And just the looks they
give you. The way they smile and laugh with you. The look in their eyes
before they lean in to kiss you.  When they run their hands down your
arms and lock their fingers with yours. And oh, the goosebumps and
butterflies they give you. When they pull you into a hug and you feel all
their muscles relax and yours do too, because in that moment, everything
is utterly perfect and you feel so safe. And when you catch yourself
looking at them, wondering what they are thinking. You are not only in
love with their personality, you're in love with their soul, every fiber of
their being. And just the way they exist amazes you. It fascinates you,
and you want to know every little thing about them.
Now tell me, how someone is supposed to get over all that?"
I want a connection with you cause my WiFi is not working properly.
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