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I finally figured you were the missing piece but guess it's all just history... I still replay those long forgetten memories, even though I know its slowly killing me...

"Seek Justice, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly with your God." Micah 6:8

"lets be realistic," he said with a scoff.

was being realistic.

Yes, my reality was to spend the rest of my life with you.

Yes, my
reality was to grasp your face and connect our lips in a white dress.

Yes, my reality was to hold your hand as my fingers dug within your flesh as the doctors yelled for me to push.

Yes, my r
eality was to help you wash your gray short hair and tease each other about our wrinkles.

my reality was to stare at grandchildren as we reminisced about our lives.

You wer
e my reality, and I was being realistic.

"you're right," I mumbled in agreement, "i need to be realistic."

was being realistic.
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"even though i never loved you, i somewhat wish
i did, and if you asked, i'd take you
back in a heartbeat."
I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed

"No eye has seen, 
No ear has heard,
No mind has conceived what God has prepared for those who love  him" 
-Isaiah 64:4

"Because the Sovereign Lord helps me, I will not be disgraced.
Therefore have I set my face like flint, and I know I will not be put to shame." -Isaiah 50:7
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