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I'm falling out of love 
    (with being in love with you)


 

 

 





"Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth"
- Calvin & Hobbes





What do you call a movie where Liam Neeson saves the wrong woman?


MisTAKEN
xD



 

"There's only two things I ever managed to believe in."




"Firstly, myself. And even then, only 50% of the time."

"Secondly, the future. That there would be one,
and we'd make it."




"By default optimists make the world, because pessimists never even try.
I've believed that for as long as I've been me.
No matter what."

- Iron Man
 

??? Is he into me or am I becoming an erotomaniac ???

- A love story. 
First, know where you want to go. Then, go where you want to go. You are your own pilot and you can choose your Destination. -RVM
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Sea and the rock
below, cocked to
the undertow;
bones, blood and
teeth erode with
every crashing node.

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Your smile, a beautiful sunset.
A perfect ending to my day.
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They're looking right
through me; I'm
wondering, maybe,
am I a piece of glass
in your mind?

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I'm not crazy, I'm
just a little unwell.

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