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I'm attracted to chaos, attracted to rage.
And I might offend you
this is my life.

i may do stupid things,
i may say stupid things,
i may not be the best at school,
i may not be the funniest person you know,
i may have flaws,
i may not have the nicest figure,

& i can deal with all these things, so why can't you?


i won't care about anything else,
until i know you're okay.

faded smiles, bruised hearts, bloody fists.

don't hate what you can't love

You know those days where you wake up and know that it's going to be a bad day? That's my life.

Calling all


I need a plot for a 5-10 min animation by thursday.
So far all i have is:
-Girl sees the world is not a nice place
-Attempts to fix this (how does she do it? Using magic, or is this story based in reality? I don't know!!)
-Something bad happens and she realises she needs to undo everything (or not, if you think of a better plot line)
-Things go back to the way they were, but just that little bit better.

I am so bad at thinking of stories,

Depression is like a war;
You either win
You die trying.

That's the thing about depression: A human being can survive almost anything, as long as she sees the end
in sight. But depression is so insidious, and it compounds daily, that it's impossible to ever see the end.
The fog is like a cage without a key.

That you won't like me
The way I like you

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