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Faith is taking the first step even when you can't see the whole staircase.

I wanna cry &
 I wanna love,
but all my tears
have been used up

Happiness is
looking up at the sky,
Only to find the universe
Staring back at you.
Just look up, we are both
under the same starry sky.

I dream
In black & white
Because my world
Is empty of color.

- a. bentley

you deserve a forever,
not a boy looking for better.

life is chances that are taken but nothing's ever broken. They're just pieces on the ground. new hands need to build them.

I honestly hope i cross your mind once in awhile, So i don't feel so damn pathectic for thinking of you..
STEP ONE: Spell your name with songs (I don't like all of them)

A is for "All around the world"
S is for "Slow Down"
I is for "I'm an Albatroz"
M is for "Make it Shine"
E is for "Eye of The Tiger"
N is for "Now That I'm Here"
I is for "I love it"
A is for "Any kind of Guy"


– Name: Asimenia

– Nickname: Asimo..... Menia....... Asim......... many.........
– Eye Color: brown
– Hair Color: black


-Shoes: Nike Air Max

-Your fear(s): B E E S
Your perfect pizza: cheese with tomato and peppers


– Your best physical feature: my hair
– Your bedtime: usually 22:30


This Or That…

– Pepsi or Coke? niether 

– McDonald’s or Burger King: either

– Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee


Do You…

– Sing: in the shower, in my bedroom, in class.....yeah!
-- Dance: not really....

– Take a shower: I hate doing that, so I just shower once a week...

-- Do you have a crush: no, and I love it!

– Want to go to college: yess, so much...

– Like(d) high school: haven't been there

– Want to get married: NO WAY!

– Get motion sickness: What?

– Think you’re a health freak: No

– Get along with your parents: yeah, I guess


In the past month…

– Gone to the mall: I don't think so

– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no

– Eaten Sushi: no

-- Been on Stage: no

– Gone skating: no

– Made homemade cookies: no

– Gone Skinny dipping: no


– Age you hope to be married: I don't want to get married, but if I do, about 28

– Numbers of Children: \I don't want to have children, but if I do, one or twins!

- Describe your Dream Wedding: on a beach!


In the opposite gender...

– Best eye color? green

-- Hair color? Idc

– Short hair or long hair? probably long (like, till the shoulder)

– Height: taller than me


– Number of people I could trust with my life: Idk, maybe 5

– Number of CDs that I own: many....

– Number of tattoos: none, but I would like to have one

– Number of piercings: none

Personal Quiz

Who were you with yesterday? my friends and my classmates and the other kids at school and my family and the kids from my English class....

What woke you up this morning? my mom
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? I hope so...
Time started: 20:21
Gender: Female
Birthday: July 28th
Siblings: a younger sister
Eye color: brown
Shoe size: 36-37
Height: 1.52 m
What are you wearing: jeans and a t-shirt
Where do you live: in my house
Righty or lefty: righty
Can you make a dollar in change right now: no, cause I live in Europe
Who are your closest friends: Anto, Annie and probably Deppie
Best place for a date? cinema, maybe
Where is your fav place to shop: Toy&Moi, attr@ctivo, bershka
Favorite kind of plant? what...?
Fave Color? green
Fave Number: 26
Fave Boys Name: Angel
Fave Girls Name: Emily
Fave Sport: S.O.C.C.E.R
Fave Month: July
Movies: comedies
Juice: mix
Icecream: chocolate-vanilla
Breakfast food: milk and cereal
Favorite cartoon character: SPONGEBOB!!!
Smoked: no
Made yourself throw-up: no
Gone skinny dipping: what's that?
Eaten a dog: wtf?
Put your tongue on a frozen pole? yesss
Loved someone so much it made you cry? nope
Broken a bone? No
Played truth or dare: who hasn't?
Been in a physical fight: long long long story
Been in a police car: no
Been on a plane: no
Come close to dying: I don't think so.
Been in a sauna: no, I only do it when my soup is too hot LOL
Been in a hot tub: no
Cried when someone died: not really 
Cried in school: Yes, cause I was in elementary school and I had broken my front tooth!
Fell off your chair: yes, due to laughing
Wait for someone's phone call all night: no
Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: no!?
Saved e-mails: no
Fallen for one of your best guy friends: nope 
Made out with JUST a friend?:  nope
Used someone: not really
Whats your good luck charm? a neckless with my favourite's soccer team sign on it
Best song you ever heard: REM LOSING MY RELIGION
What's your bedroom like: I have no idea.
Last thing you said: I don't remember...
What is beside you? my jacket
Last thing you ate: chocolate
What kind of shampoo do you use? normal!?
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: this year? idk 
Chicken Pox: what?
Sore Throat: Yes
Stitches: what?
Broken nose: No
Do you believe in love at first sight: I don't believe in any kind of love (except of, you know, friends love)
What schools have you gone to: kindergarden, elemntary and middle
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars:
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: Emma Alonzo's magic powers
Who was the last person that called you: my granny LOL
What makes you laugh the most? my best friend Anto
What makes you smile? almost everything

Last Person you yelled at: Idk
Told you that they love you: my sister
Do you like filling these out? which these? 
Do you wear contacts or glasses: I wear braces.
Do you like yourself: I guess...
Do you get along with your family: usually yes
Stolen anything over $50: No...
What are you listening to right now?: music, people shouting... I'm in a cafe

What did you do yesterday: I went to school, as usual
Got any awards: no
What car do you wish to have: One that I can drive cause I can't drive!
Where do you want to get married: on a beach
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: my character
Good driver: I said, I can't drive!
Good Singer: I don't think so...
Have a lava lamp: no
How many remote controls are in your house: 4
Double jointed: what?
What do you dream about: Having magical powers... oh yeah....
Last time you showered:  Last.... Sunday. I know, I need to shower...
Last time you took a bath: I don't have baths...
Scary or happy movies:
 happy.... I don't really like horror movies.
Chocolate or white chocolate: B O T H
Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: niether
Mud or Jell-O wrestling: ?
Vanilla or chocolate: vanilla
Summer or winter: SUMMMER FTW
Silver or Gold: silver, cause it matches my name (in English, it means "made out of silver")
Diamond or pearl: pearl, probably
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset, I love drawing it and seeing it.
Sprite or 7up: niether
Cats or dogs: dogs all the way!
Coffee or tea: coffee, I guess...
Phone or in person: Idk
Indoor or outdoor?: Outdoor in the summer, indoor in winter.
End Time: 20:45
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