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I am not perfect. Are you? Let us accept the fact that nobody is perfect. Let us learn to accept our imperfections as well as those of others.
now you try on calling me baby like trying on clothes
there is only one situation where heavy breathing is ok

Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed |Five Little Monkey Rhymes for kids |Nursery Rhymes - YOUTUBE

Bommi and friends is one of the most popular youtube channel for children.The Channel features educational videos and nursery rhymes about Numbers ,Alphabets, Arts & Crafts with entertainment. “Bommi & Friends” is an entertaining and positive-affirming adventure series for children curated with the most popular videos and playlists.

Havent had a chance to be on here much, but I have some exciting news. 
 Over the Christmas Holiday,  I got engaged to my boyfriend of almost 2 and 1/2 years.
We have yet to set a date for the wedding yet, but Im really excited about spending the rest of my life with the man I love.
Sorry I havent been online much. 

Having what you want may give you Achievement.  But wanting what you have will give you Fulfillment.
I finally got the courage to tell you I was sorry for everything I put you through.
Even though I know you couldn't see me, I still tried to hold back the tears, but I failed.
I don't know why it hurts me so bad. Maybe it was because I've always loved you.
Maybe it's because neither of us had trust and that's what lead us to failure.
I guess we'll never know now. And even though I've apologized.. It still hurts.
It still lingers and bothers me. But at least now I can say I did it and work on it from there.

Talking the other day was nice. It was nice to catch up. It brought back a lot of memories.
It made me feel like maybe I hadn't lost you as a friend. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to protect you, or at least help you through everything you went through
after me. I feel like part of it was my fault. If I never left, would everything have gone
differently for us ? Still, we'll never know. But it's never bad to wonder what could've been.
ilysm nick, forever and always <3
i hate how triggered i get when someone asks me if ive lost weight

The only reason I'm floating is because I'm already gone
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