RED DWARF...
Rimmer; alright holly, give me... give me mine.
Holly;[reading the captains comments] Arnold J. Rimmer, Technician second class. Captains remarks; 'There's a saying amongst the officers, if a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing well. if it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer.
Rimmer; wow, wow, wow, i want my report! Rimmer, 2 m's, 1 r.
Holly; outstandingly zealous, possibly mad, probably has more teeth than brain cells. Promotion prospects; comical