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Girl's Poem:
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about
the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes; it takes long. At least I can
admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a
problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with
it; I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to
remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. & just cause I'm
assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah I can get her". In your
dreams dear; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot,
not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying
you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY .. Don't you get it?
*You dick.

*hahahahaha omg :D :D :D :D
nooo jocking !!!! credit too MEEEEE !!!

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<div style="text-align: center; "> Girl's Poem: 
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree. 
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. 
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about 
the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes; it takes long. At least I can 
admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a 
problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with 
 it; I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to 
 remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. & just cause I'm 
assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah I can get her". In your 
dreams dear; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot, 
not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying 
you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY .. Don't you get it? 
*You dick.  
 
*hahahahaha omg :D :D :D :D  
nooo jocking !!!! credit too MEEEEE !!!</div>

& us girls are strong.....
we take the heart break,
the hormones, the tears,
the bras, the shaving,
& the make-up smears,
we fake the smiles,
we get good grades
we always feel like we're playing charades;
no-one may notice but we ache inside
we try to be strong, but sometimes we let it slide
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all mine <3
not the edit tho (:

made by x3x3jackieex3x3
on May 11, 2009 17:54:55

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So put down that beer

and throw away your cigarette. You're doing things that you'll soon regret.
Drinking. Smoking. Getting high. Do you enjoy making your parents cry?
These things may seem like ways to be cool, but in the end, there's no one to fool.
In your grave, soon you will be, if you don't take the time to [listen to me.]
These things can kill, don't you understand? I'm here to give you a lending hand.
I want to help you, to show you what's right. You're not alone in the awful fight.
So listen to me, and soon you'll see. There's other ways to be h a p p y .
You'll be ok, I promise you will. Just stop taking those god-damn pills.
It might be a struggle, but in the end you'll see. It was worth listening to me.
This is your l i f e , and you've only got one chance. So do things right.
L I V E A B O V E T H E
i ♥ n ♥ f ♥ l ♥ u ♥ e ♥ n ♥ c ♥ e

whoot. second quote.
haha,i wish i could put this under like 3 categories.

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<div style="text-align: center">So put down that beer</div>
<div style="text-align: center"> and throw away your cigarette. You're doing things that you'll soon regret. 
Drinking. Smoking. Getting high. Do you enjoy making your parents cry? 
These things may seem like ways to be cool, but in the end, there's no one to fool. 
In your grave, soon you will be, if you don't take the time to [listen to me.] 
These things can kill, don't you understand? I'm here to give you a lending hand. 
I want to help you, to show you what's right. You're not alone in the awful fight. 
So listen to me, and soon you'll see. There's other ways to be  h a p p y . 
You'll be ok, I promise you will. Just stop taking those god-damn pills. 
It might be a struggle, but in the end you'll see. It was worth listening to me.  
This is your l i f e , and you've only got one chance. So do things right. 
L I V E   A B O V E   T H E 
i  ♥ n  ♥  f  ♥  l  ♥  u  ♥  e  ♥  n  ♥  c ♥ e 
 
  
whoot. second quote. 
haha,i wish i could put this under like 3 categories. 
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w t f ?
'nuff said.

XD No need to rate this one.

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Daddy's poem
so sad-but it is my favorite poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children were squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class, to introduce their daddy. As seconds slowly passed, at last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day. "The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom. And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart. I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart. " With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, she finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far! You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. "But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise, a room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining bright star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

NO CREDIT FOUND IT ONLINE
ITS JUST MY FAVORITE POEM♥
SAD THOUGH

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<div >
<div style="text-align: center">Daddy's poem 
 so sad-but it is my favorite poem    </div>
Her hair was up in a pony  tail,  her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school,  and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell  her,  that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand,  if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid;  she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried,  for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again,  she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school,  eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children were squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class, to introduce their daddy. As seconds slowly passed, at last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.  "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.   And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day. "The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom. And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him,  I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart. I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart. " With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.  Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, she finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.  "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here,  but heaven's just too far! You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. "But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes,  and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise, a room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.  And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining bright star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. 
 

<div style="text-align: right">NO CREDIT FOUND IT ONLINE 
ITS JUST MY FAVORITE POEM♥ 
SAD THOUGH</div>
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Well, here's how it goes ;

there’s a l w a y s that boy ,

we’ll n e v e r call our own.

there’s always that time,

w e all f e e l alone .

_______` there’s always that week,

that seems like the -> w o r s t ;

and there’s a l w a y s t h a t g i r l

that gets to him first.

but there’s always that friend,

that’s a-l-w-a-y-s by your s-i-d-e-.

that b o y you can t a l k ♥ t o,

that always g i v e s y o u p r i d e .

there’s a l w a y s that d a y ; ;

when you can take on the world.

and t h e r e ’ s a l w a y s t h a t boy,

who’d be proud to call you his girl.

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<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">Well, here's how it goes  ; </div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">there’s      a l w a y s       that        boy ,</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">we’ll   n e v e r     call     our    own.</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">there’s       always          that         time,</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">w e        all           f   e   e   l         alone       .</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">_______`  there’s always that week,</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">that seems like the       ->     w o r s t ;</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">and there’s   a l w a y s   t h a t   g i r l</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">that gets to him first.</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center"> but    there’s     always    that    friend,</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">that’s   a-l-w-a-y-s  by  your   s-i-d-e-.</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">that  b    o   y   you can  t a l k   ♥   t o, </div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">that  always  g i v e s  y o u   p r i d e . </div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">there’s  a l w a y s    that    d a y   ;     ;</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">when   you  can  take   on  the  world.</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">and t h e r e ’ s  a l w a y s  t h a t boy,</div>
<div style="background: #7f7f7f; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal" align="center">who’d be proud to call you  his  girl.</div>

&What If
Prince Charming had long [(messy)] hair?
What if he wore plaid shorts and DC tee-shirts
[(instead)] of silk pants and expensive jackets?
What if he was rude and lacked any [(manners)]?
What if he was short and scrawny
instead of ([tall and muscular)]?
What if he laughed at offensive jokes?
What if he rode a [(beat up)] skateboard
instead of a beautiful white horse?
What if "Prince Charming" was a
SkaterBoy??

made by Sundance_Kidz
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< stop at all the things you don't need
;pause at all your cherished moments
9rewind all the good times
:fast forward everything that is in the way
4& & play it all over a

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See that girl over there?
T h e o n e t h a t j u s t t r i p p e d u p t h e s t a i r s ?
That's my best friend(:
i ' m | s o | p r o u d

total credit to me.
<3
favorite.and.comment.

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See that girl over there? 
T h e  o n e  t h a t  j u s t  t r i p p e d  u p  t h e  s t a i r s ? 
That's my best friend(: 
i   '   m       |        s   o       |      p   r   o  u   d 
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total credit to me. 
<3 
favorite.and.comment.

Finally school's ending, and so is the cold
cause this learning & testing is getting so old
the weather is hot, and so are the guys
living on ice cream under big blue skies
swimming && tanning, sleeping till noon
it's finally coming, and it's coming soon.
I wanna go live where the sun always shines
I'm ready to party, i want summer ohh nine<3

(: love this saying.
colors and stuff are mine
but no credit for the words.
hope you like it(:

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Finally school's ending, and so is the cold 
cause this learning & testing is getting so old 
the weather is hot, and so are the guys 
living on ice cream under big blue skies 
swimming && tanning, sleeping till noon 
it's finally coming, and it's coming soon. 
I wanna go live where the sun always shines 
I'm ready to party, i want summer ohh nine<3 
 
 
 
(: love this saying. 
colors and stuff are mine 
but no credit for the words. 
hope you like it(:

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