Hot Poetry Quotes

 Girl's Poem:
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, can talk to my friends about
the size of my ass. My beauty is a masterpiece, & yes; it takes long. At least I can
admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a
problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with
 it; I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to
 remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. & just cause I'm
assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah I can get her". In your
dreams dear; I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot,
not at my chest. I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying
you stare at the ceiling. Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY .. Don't you get it?
*You dick. 

credit to::
xoBROKENhearted
made by summer09
on July 01, 2009 20:52:07
quote number 906241
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  52
0
ι ωяσтє уσυя ηαмє ιη тнє ѕку, `*.¸.*♥´
вυт тнє ωιη∂ вℓєω ιт αωαу♥,,,•*'*•.,,,♥
ι ωяσтє уσυя ηαмє ιη тнє ѕαη∂,
вυт тнє σ¢єαη ѕωєρт ιт αωαу¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
ι ωяσтє уσυя ηαмє ιη тнє ѕєα, ♥,,,•*'*•.,,,♥
вυт тнє ωανєѕ ¢αяяιє∂ ιт αωαу
ι ωяσтє уσυя ηαмє ιη му нєαят,
αη∂ ƒσяєνєя ιт ωιℓℓ ѕтαу ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)



Atleast Try To Read it . ;))
made by JellyBellybn
on June 30, 2009 21:13:23
quote number 903128
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  34
2
I asked you out. You said yes.
I was happy. I never thought
I could be that happy again,
but I was. Y o u dumped m e
7_________seven weeks later,
> > > >b y t e x t .< < < <
Back  into depression for me.
I was heart bxrxoxkxexn. It hurt
so bad. You ripped my heart out
and tore it into a million little
pieces. A little while later you
asked my out. I, like the idiot I
xXam, said yes. I was even happierXx
then I was before. But all good things 
must to come to an end. You broke up with
me about 9nine9 weeks later. I didn't see
you for a month, but when I did, you were
flirting with me, a lot, non-stop.
W*T*F? Do you want me? Or not?
made by kyshea16
on June 27, 2009 15:24:57
quote number 893013
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  33
5
  The Freshman Child, 

                                  oh, so shy,
                                  quietly sees the sophomore guy,
                                  the sophomore guy, head in a whirl,
                                  sits and watches the junior girl,
                                  the junior girl, in her red sedan,
                                  dreams and watches the senior man,
                                  the senior man, all hot and wild,
                                  secretly loves the freshman child.
                                                     
made by hotstreak420
on June 27, 2009 06:54:58
quote number 892045
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  26
1
do you have the wrong book?
no, you must have skipped a couple of pages
cause this ain't even close to the Real Ending.
</3
why would the princess not have her
happily ever after? how could you
think the villain would win? who
would make the noble warrior fall?
</3
why would the lovers leave?
</3
no, you must have skipped a couple chapters
cause this ain't nowhere near the end.
so i'll just wait until you read the Alternate Ending.
made by beautiful_xo_disaster
on June 28, 2009 17:15:11
quote number 896165
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  16
0
You know that girl?
The one that use to be your best friend --
what ever happened to you two?
Oh, she told you she liked you!
So, why did you stop talking to her?
You don't know? Just felt like
breaking her heart?
made by x3_never_let_go
on June 27, 2009 16:15:01
quote number 893138
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  15
1
S u m m e r
heres to;  palm trees, o c e a n breeze, salty air, __*
sun     kissed     hair,     blue     skies,     hot     guys,*   
late nights,    -      water fights    -  S u m m e r 2009
let's do this right (:



LOVEEE THISSSS!!!!  words credfit to facebook
bumper sticker, just did  the colors and formatt:)
made by stsx0x
on June 30, 2009 08:36:53
quote number 900930
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  13
0
                       --teenage years.
 your close friend becomes your worst enemy. your boyfriend
becomes a prick. lollipops turn into cigarettes. the innocent ones turn into sluts.
homework goes in the trash. cell phones are being used in class. detention becomes
suspension. coda becomes vodka. bikes become cars, undies turn into g-strings.
remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? when protection
meant wearing a helmet? when the worst thing you could get from boys were
cooties? dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your
hero? race issues were about who ran fastest? war was only a card game. the
only drug you knew was cough medicine. wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut. the
only things that hurt you were skinned knees...and goodbyes only meant until
tomorrow? and we couldn't wait to grow up. yeah rite
made by mandaxxsayss
on June 29, 2009 01:01:31
quote number 897396
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  13
0
Things are differnt now,
I'm strong but still confused.
Things are differnt now,
that i've been damaged, burnt, and brused.
Things are differnt now,
believe these words I say:
Things are differnt now,
but i's a diffrence here to stay.
 
made by Jewliix3
on June 28, 2009 23:03:48
quote number 897163
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  12
0
___&ndshewalksby**
with[.: e v e r y b o d y :.] staring.
people  ( love .x. her. )  my   friends
adore her.  well, who wouldn't?with
that____strut___and__with____that
smile, it's [i m p o s s i b l e] to think
that she's-------->ever been hurt.
so  .::please::.  (don't  hate me) for
wishing   that  even  just  for  once,
....i'dliketoseehercry
x-i am so sorry-x
made by no_strings_attached
on June 30, 2009 23:40:59
quote number 903494
filed under poems
get code
report quote
  10
0
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next >

How would you make Witty Profiles better?


Friends of Witty Profiles

Geek Chart
Frank's Icons

Links