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Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess because THE
when his life is a mess because
THE QUEEN PROTECTS THE KING, JUST LIKE
A GAME OF CHESS
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WHEN I COUNT MY BLESSINGS** i count you twice
sing me something soft, sad & delicate or loud and out of key sing me anything
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