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Today, I found out my dad bought dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

Today,

I found out my dad bought dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. I am now making the meat eaters fight the plant eaters and using ketchup for blood.

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xXlover83Xx 1 decade ago

hahaha i used to do tht all the time ahahhaa ! ! ! !

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InliteFreak123 1 decade ago

omg me and my bro. do that all the time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its so funnnn. lmao

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xnicolee 1 decade ago

i had dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets today!

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