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A young nun said to Mother Superior: "I was out walking in the

A young nun said to Mother Superior:
"I was out walking in the garden last
night and the gardener took me, threw me
to the ground and well, you know...can
you give me advice?"
"Go and eat 10 lemons," Mother Superior replied.
"But that won't cleanse my sins away."
"I know, but it will wipe away that contented
grin on your face."

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nazzy06

posted February 29, 2004 at 6:24am UTC tagged with funny

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