Poems Quote #1073296
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ABC, just as easy as 123, My momma's got the allergies, baby

ABC, just as easy as 123, My momma's got the allergies,
baby  you  and   me .
Ooh,   -x-    I   -x-   wanna   -x-    piece     -x-    of   -x-    pie. 

 Pie     too       sweet,        wanna       piece       of      meat.
Meat  too  tough,  wanna  ride a  bus.
Bus  too full,  wanna ride a  bull.
Bull   too   black,   want   my   money   back.
Money   back    too   green,   wanna   jelly   bean.
Jelly    bean      not      cooked,      wanna    read     a     book.
Book       not       read,      wanna      go      to       bed.
Bed not made, want some             lemonade.       
  »   Lemonade too sour, wanna take a shower.   «
Shower  too cold,  wanna piece of  gold.
Gold  too  pretty , wanna   pet   a  kitty.
Kitty too fat, and that's the end of that.
Hey     tomboy,     hey     tomboy,     wanna     come
over on a Saturday night?  We  can  wiggle
we can jiggle, we can do the twist
And I bet ya ten bucks you can't do this:
close your eyes and count to          t          e         n, 
when you mess up we start    »all over again.

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pshtttitsrach 1 decade ago
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i have NEVER heard this before. but it made me giggle. XD
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xoBROKENhearted 1 decade ago
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Aw, anyone remember this? We used to do this handshake ALL the time. And we would do it to hop-scotch and stuff.

Those were the days (:

This one took me a while to get spacing right and stuff. Fade is all mine.

Don't jock!

~Kennedi
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xoBROKENhearted

posted September 7, 2009 at 4:55pm UTC tagged with poems

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