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Only in America can pizza orders arrive at your house faster

Only in America

can pizza orders arrive at your house faster than an ambulance

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posted September 16, 2009 at 6:40am UTC tagged with funny

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You don't know what it takes to walk through the halls at school acting like everything's just fine You don't know how it's like cause everything's wrong and behind that smile is a girl screaming to get out. You don't know how it feels to be completely [in love] with someone and can't tell them, scared to be ||rejected|| No. you really don't know, and i doubt you ever will. You don't know how it feels sorry if it doesnt make sense. just a stupid vent.
What a beautiful day... N O W W A T C H S O M E I D I O T S C R E W I T U P . sorry. had a freaking bad day.