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Today, after reading several MLIA's on the battle between Yahoo

Today, after reading several MLIA's on the battle between Yahoo and Google, I decided to participate. I decided to type in "Dinosaurs are"

Yahoo said "Dinosaurs are not real" Google said "Dinosaurs aren't extinct they're just hiding". I think we all know who won this round.

MLIA brightens up my day! :)

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LittleeOneexo

posted October 1, 2009 at 12:00pm UTC tagged with funny

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S O R R Y So what happens when sorry just doesn’t cut it anymore? When sorry can’t take away the pain that you caused, can’t heal the scars on her arms, can’t mend her broken heart? She won’t ever get back the times she sat on her bed crying her eyes out over you, wishing you would just walk up to her and kiss her, tell her that it was a misunderstanding, tell her you love her. But you couldn’t do that. You wouldn’t risk making yourself look ‘uncool’. But that girl loves you more than any other girl ever could. So in the end it’s your loss. But she wears her heart in her sleeve so it seems to her that it was all her fault. She cries about you every night while you’re off partying, or out with your friends. She cries about you when she sees you with that girl. That girl that was once her best friend. You didn’t only break a heart but you ruined a friendship. A bond so tight, that only true pain could come between it. And you took it all away from her. Now she’s left with nothing. You have her. You have your friends. →Y O U W I N ←
Today, my dance instructor kept getting mad about our head snaps not being sharp enough. She then screamed " Give me more head!" The whole team laughed. I am glad my peers are as immature as I am. MLIA brightens up my day! :)

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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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