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The Dumb Blonde Test Got 25 out of 40 {My parents must b sooo

The Dumb Blonde Test
Got 25 out of 40 {My parents must b sooo proud}

1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door ( surprisingly i haven't )
4 [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
6 [x] You have ran into a tree
7 [ ] It is possible to lick your elbow
8 [ ] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
9 [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [ ] You just tried to sing them
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [ ] You've fallen asleep in class ( so close though )
22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [ ] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
25 [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [x] You have eaten a bug
28 [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 [ ] You break a lot of things; just about everyday
33 [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing