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Favorite if: -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

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133 Comments

Lifehappens 1 decade ago
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This is the first thing I ever faved on here :)
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Nananananaa 1 decade ago
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Im sitting in a towel right now. Bwahahahaha
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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omg story of my life!!! :D
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cookie16070 1 decade ago
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yup
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Gabbyboo1212 1 decade ago
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While I'm sitting here reading Witty quotes, I'm sitting in my towel, too lazy to get dressed, then just happen to come across this one, and as soon as I read number 1, I died laughing, because that's what I'm doing at this very moment. ;P
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nene4u02 1 decade ago
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Every one! but mostly 3rd from last:)
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iiRaineShine 1 decade ago
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Every one of them. I thought I was the only one that did the first one about the towel!
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ChikinNewdleMallerzz 1 decade ago
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Haha, every--single--one!!
(Well, except for the sup head nod...well, actually, I may do that sometimes... I don't even know!! Is that bad? Yeah, I think it is... Not as bad as the fact that I'm talking to myself in a comment... Well, it's 3am, soo, ya know...)
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love_story_teller 1 decade ago
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u just described me xactly!..... are u stalking me or somthing?:)
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LilyW 1 decade ago
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LOL Yup, that's all described me
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Bangingtotheright 1 decade ago
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me everyday
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cynthiaconant98 1 decade ago
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thats all me!!
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allyyy 1 decade ago
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that just explained my life
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NatalieNadeau17 1 decade ago
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every single one of those

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iamapineapple 1 decade ago
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ALL OF THEM EXCEPT THE FIRST AND LAST ONE!!
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xxxxlovexxxx 1 decade ago
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Every one!
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02marber2002 1 decade ago
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i do EVERYTING on that list
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XxMcKenziexX 1 decade ago
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every single one of those are true(:
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unicornsspongebobbatman 1 decade ago
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stalker i do all these things all the timeeeee
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track25 1 decade ago
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i read this and was freaking out cuz i do allll of that stuff!!! :) haha lol
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Nessazhere

posted December 17, 2009 at 7:17pm UTC tagged with funny

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