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Fathers are like bodyguards. When a guy gets to close, they punch

Fathers are like bodyguards. When a guy gets to close, they punch 'em. ;)

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Melodiaudrey

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posted December 19, 2009 at 12:05am UTC tagged with funny

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girl:I think I'm fallin' for you boy:*looks at her mischeviously* I wanna fall on top of you!! ;) girl:I think I love you boy: *starts getting nervous*I think I love your bod girl:I wanna grow old with you boy:*looks at her with sorrow and longing* But won't you be ugly then? girl:so what do you say boy:*sighs* let me tell you what i truly think of you, your the most beautiful person i have ever met. Inside and out. You make me laugh smile and wish i was a better person. The only reason i push you away is because you deserve better. girl:you are better. if you can tell me all that , you are one of the best guys around in my book. so let me say this again. what do you say? boy: I love you <3
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes. ;)