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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes. ;)
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Melodiaudrey
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posted December 19, 2009 at 12:11am UTC tagged with
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Fathers are like bodyguards. When a guy gets to close, they punch 'em. ;)
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These might all be fine and dandy, but you of course are my favorite thing <3
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