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"The internet is a great way to get on the net." -Bob

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears


"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer


"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey


"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold
Schwarzenegger

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager


"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
-
Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"

— Britney Spears

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl 

 If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

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dumblondexo97 1 decade ago
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LAXqueen515 1 decade ago
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lmfAO. thiis is greatt(:
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posted December 22, 2009 at 11:41am UTC tagged with funny

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