you know when you're like
3...
and boys have "cooootieeeeeeeees"
and you tell your parents
"i'm never gonna get married. i'm never gonna have a
boyfriend. i'm never gonna be friends with a yucky boy. i'm never
gonna kiss a boy. yuck. ew.
ugh."
why
can't it be like that now??!??!?!?! no more confusion, guys stay
away from girls, girls stay away from guys! i like that
idea...