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The blonde test :) How many blonde moments do u have? 1 [x] Gum

The blonde test :)
How many blonde moments do u have?
 
1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door 
4 [x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks 
6 [ ] You have ran into a tree
7 [ ] It is possible to lick your elbow
8 [ ] You tried to lick your elbow after you read this  
9 [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm 
10 [] You just tried to sing them
11 [] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [ ] You have choked on your own spit
13 [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.  
14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice 
15 [x] You just looked at it
16 [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 [ ] A LOT of People have called you slow 
18 [  ] You have accidentally caught something on fire 
19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
20 [ ] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [ ] You've fallen asleep in class
22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you      
25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' 
26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [ ] You have eaten a bug 
28 [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
30 [] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket 
31 [] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 [ ] You break a lot of things; just about everydaay 
33 [] Your friends know not to use big words around you 
34 [ x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
35 [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
36 [] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
ceiling/wall.
37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38 [] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say  
39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong 
(hahaha I spelled it Garden)
40 [] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing 
17 outta 40!

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GG32Sizzle

posted January 2, 2010 at 12:01am UTC tagged with funny

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