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i love him a little more than i love throwing up.
i love him a little more than i love throwing up.
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posted January 18, 2010 at 12:29am UTC tagged with
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Boy help needed here! FAST Okay so i need guy help heres my story: Im in 7th grade and i liked a guy last year and i still like him now. Last year i told my bff ashley i liked him. She went and told him i was obbsessed with him! One day before i went to this basket ball game he came up to me and said "Do you wanna be my girlfriend?'' i had major butterflys and ran to the bathroom. Finally ready to go out there and say yes. i walked out htere and he said " i was just kidding!" I said "i know" now i still like him. And all my friends say "hes so nice,and funny,and sweet." But i never even talked to him! I know lame right? So i told my frieind jenna i liked him. She went up to him and said " who do u like?" he said "no one..But if you tell me who might like me i may like them bak.." she made him guessed and after forever he did... Then the got introuble so the convorsaion droped..Another day he came up to her and said "wait who liked me again? and she said" "no one''......I told another of my friends i liked him..she said oh i find out if he likes you... So she said "hey who do u like" he said He knew i liked him! So then she said well do u like her bak and he said"noo and its kinda creepy she liked me since last year! Thats mi story..Does anyone know if he might like me or not...And can anyone help me with flirting with him? hes not in any of my classes but he sits a table away at lunch and he always sees me in the hall. HELPPP!
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, & stays on purpose.
When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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