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If you can't Laugh at Yourself, I'll be glad to do it For you.(:
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posted January 21, 2010 at 3:28pm UTC tagged with
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Instructions are dumb. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what? Outer space?) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (what else were you supposed to do with them?)
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