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I want to go to a Justin Bieber concert! Why? I'm gonna throw

I want to go to a
Justin Bieber concert!
Why?
I'm gonna throw tampons at him and yell
"If you're not gonna grow up like a man,
at least grow up like a woman!!!"

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stpattiesfreak99 1 decade ago

OMG IILOVVVEYOUUU [=

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mrstl96x3 1 decade ago

exactly!

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daarriiaann 1 decade ago

who cares about him

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posted January 31, 2010 at 7:10pm UTC tagged with funny

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ONE-LINERS #7 Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. -i like this one. i think it speaks to me lmfao.
Cartoon Characters Are Crazy!!! I Mean: -Eeyore was stoned 24/7. -Cinderella was completely schizophrenic. -The Mad Hatter had severe ADHD. -Spongebob is on speed. -Partrick is always wasted. -Tom (from Tom and Jerry) is totally bipolar. -Chowder has a serious eating disorder (they dont show him throwing up). -Oscar the Grouch is obviously depressed. -Tony the Tiger is using steroids. -The pink panther is snorting crack. -Ariel (mermaid) has a personality disorder. -Tweety looks like a girl. -Donald Duck has anger management problems. -Minnie Mouse is having an affair. -Wiley Cayote suffers from obsession. -Elmer Fudd has a terrible speech impediment. -Bugs Bunny has a criminal record. Look at all these bad influences!!!