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Buying a "Certified preowned" vehicle is like marrying someone
Buying a "Certified preowned" vehicle is like marrying someone that got divorced and saying well they aren't divorced they are just "certified prefucked".
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posted February 25, 2006 at 8:39am UTC tagged with
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