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coco nut, chocolate chips, happy faces we r the same we r the

coco nut, chocolate chips, happy faces
we r the same we r the coolest we dont like people by there races
sum r white and sum r black
but dats not the fact
we all have different intersents
plus our rooms r a mess
we all have diffrenet out looks on the world
this is how we get through each day
as we pray and say God help this nation come strong
as we sing our anthems song

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Jeusroks

posted March 18, 2004 at 4:30am UTC tagged with funny

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Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And any time my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks' And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy' our senior king. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such judgments do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls Study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God much reach the crowd. It's scary here i must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So Lord this silent plea i make: Please help those kids in public school take Not u for granted cuz thats a mistake Thank U God for leting me go to a great Christian school
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