A husband came home from work exhausted and slumped down on his sofa.
Lazy as he was, he asked his wife, "Hey, wtf?"
The wife said, "Oh, so you're home. Stfu."
"Excuse me?" The husband said back to her, completely shocked.
"I said, 'Stfu'," the wife continued to say.
"And I said, 'Wtf?', Where's the food?" The husband said back.
"Yeah, and I told you, 'Sorry, the food's up.' If you want food then go buy more, you dipshit."
all credit goes to me(:
xo- xBeautifulDngerx
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