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H o w m u c h a r e y o u w o r t h ? ? Natural Hair Color: Brown-$100

H o w m u c h a r e y o u w o r t h ? ?

Natural Hair Color:
Brown-$100
Blonde-$50
Black - $15
Bald - $5
Other-$75

Eye Color:
Brown - $50
Green - $75
Blue $150
Hazel $100
Other-$15:

Height
Over 7′ - $200
6′8″ to 7′ - $175
6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
Under 5'4 - $ 95

Age:
50 to 56 - $175
46 to 50 - $150
41 to 45 - $125
31 to 40 - $100
26 to 30 - $75
21 to 25 - $50
19 to 20 - $25
0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
Twins or more than twins - $750
First Born - $320
Only Child - $250
second born - $150
Middle child - $10
Last born - $100
third born - $550
fourth born - $300
fifth born - $400
sixth born -$215

Drink?
I did like once - $400
Only Holidays - $250
Sometimes - $215
YES - $200
only weekends - $300
Every other day - $50
Once a day - $15
I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
No - $600

Shoe Size:
13+ - $300
12 and a half to 13 - $250
7 to 10 - $500
11 to 12 - $400
Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors (two):
Green-$750
Red - $600
Black - $100
Yellow - $475
Brown - $300
Purple - $225
White - $400
Aqua - $350
Orange - $300
Blue - $300
Pink/Hot pink - $100
Other - $500

You cost: $2,780