You’re not my
worst mistake
That would be the time
I touched a soldering iron
You’re not my favorite mistake
That would be the time
The shop gave me the free DVD
You’re not the mistake I will keep
repeating
That would be the times
I ate so much chocolate I felt sick
You’re not my most painful
mistake
That would be the time
I broke my foot… twice
You’re not my most important
mistake
That would be the time
I didn’t go to the hospital the day before dad died
You’re not my funniest mistake
That would be the time
I turned down a day out to play with a stray cat
So I guess you’re not
really a memorable mistake at
all