Sorry Notebook,
I'm not such a
I mean really. Life isn't just
one huge chick flick. Yes,
we all fall for the guys that
we aren't supposed to be with.
But when he
back, when we don't get his
letters, when he
riding on his white horse to
our doorstep, well that's where
we have you to blame. Guys
aren't going to call me back
when I hang up on them cause
I'm angry. Guys aren't going
to show up at my window at 2am
throwing pebbles at my window
and sing me a love song. And
they sure as hell won't burst
through the chapel doors on my
wedding day and stop the ceremony
to tell me that they love me and
say I'm marrying the wrong man.
So thanks for your false expectations
So when that boy breaks my heart
I'll be watching things explode
and zombies rib the limbs off
their victims and eat them.
Yah, that's e x c i t i n g .
And just as plausible as your
Romance Movies.
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