me: i love
you!
him: how much you love me?
me: i love you more than a crack head loves crack!
him: hmm a crack head?
me: uhhh, okay no, i love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
him: what if the fat kid qets on a diet?
me: hmm then i love you more than a fish loves water.
him: what if the fish dont love water?
me: a fish does love water!
him: well what if the fish dies.
me: uhh, then i love you more than Michael Jackson loves lil boys.
him: woooooooooooh damn! now thats a lotta loveeeee!
**LfMAO. actual conversation <333**
him: how much you love me?
me: i love you more than a crack head loves crack!
him: hmm a crack head?
me: uhhh, okay no, i love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
him: what if the fat kid qets on a diet?
me: hmm then i love you more than a fish loves water.
him: what if the fish dont love water?
me: a fish does love water!
him: well what if the fish dies.
me: uhh, then i love you more than Michael Jackson loves lil boys.
him: woooooooooooh damn! now thats a lotta loveeeee!
**LfMAO. actual conversation <333**
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