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Sometimes I wish I could [delete] that boy from my life. [ although
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[ although i'd probably just retrieve him from the recycle bin later ]
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xxkielyxx
1 decade ago
You have really good quotes :)
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ohgollyxoannie
1 decade ago
ilovethis:D
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MzLucero
1 decade ago
Tru
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giggle_girl
1 decade ago
i deleted the guy i liked for like a year off of aim and i got over him (i didnt re add him because i couldn't find his sn lmaoooo but it worked)
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2isbetterthan1
1 decade ago
Story of my lifee. Haha I was actually thinking like this EXACT same thing today):
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sensation
1 decade ago
True dat ;D
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I love laughter. 8 The AH-HA! laugh the "i get it!" giggle when a joke finally sinks in. 8 The NERVOUS laugh "we're sooo screwed" 8 The OMG laugh after doing something scary and the adrenaline sinks in 8 The AWKWARD SILENCE laugh which sometimes actually makes it worse 8 The INTERNET laugh "HAHAHAHA LOL ROFL LMAO LOL LOL LOL...." 8 The DELAYED AH-HA! laugh the "i get it!" giggle when a joke finally sinks in....the next day 8 The FAKE laugh because if i didn't laugh right now, i'd probably burst into tears 8 The FORBIDDEN laugh got to keep a straight face or else i'll be in serious trouble 8 The SNORT laugh when you accidentally, well, snort 8 The EVIL laugh "Muwahahaha!" Need I say more? 8 The ATTENTION SEEKING laugh when your crush is nearby and you suddenly become hyper and giggly 8 Then there's the EPIC laugh when you can't stop laughing and when you eventually stop you can't even remember why you started! idk, haha. i was bored. anymore you can think of?
boy, i'm a total mess. look what you've done to me. i'm slowly falling apart and everyone can see. did you ever really care or was it all just a lie? do you feel happier inside when you hear me cry? my life is screwed up now but soon i'll be alright. & as for you... how the hell do you sleep at night? ♥
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When guys get jealous it's kinda cute (': When girls get jealous World war III is about to start.
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